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Stop taking my cs please

Jet Sett·6/9/2017, 9:32:49 AM·36 votes·3,082 views

Let me cs please, let me cs. I can cs. let me cs. I wanna cs guys and gals, come one and let me cs. I'm not bad at csing, so why won't you let me cs?

"Oh sorry, I forgot this wasn't my lane lol."

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Ok so I can cs now. Oh jg are you here to gank? No, just here to tax for no reason? You didn't gank, you didn't get drag, my opponent isn't here to receive any pressure, why are you here to tax me?

"We need to push lol I'm trying to help!"

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Ok now we pushed, turret is still here because it was full when he decided to push. Now I c-OH HELLO ADC! Would you like some cs? Just kidding! Oh you thought I was serious? I wasn't, I actually need cs to generate gold to buy my items. So can I cs in my lane now? This is my lane I need to cs to be relevant, please let me cs.

"I'm the ADC I need this more than you do lol" Their cs: 20098359. My cs: 87.

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Now that everyone is in my lane I probably won't be able to cs as much... OH LOOK THE WAVE IS PUSHING TOWARDS US AND THEY AREN'T PRESSURING FOR A FIGHT! THAT MEANS I CAN CS THE WAVE! ADC, top, and jg proceed to take wave anyway

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Well everyone died, so I'm by myself now, I gotta clear out these waves so we can be safe. I'm a squishy mage so I better now go into the dark parts of the map by myself. INCESSANT PINGING TO GO FACE CHECK ENEMY AT BARON, FACE CHECK BARON, FACE CHEKC BARON, FACE CHECK BARON YOU SQUISHY IMMOBILE MAGE, GO AND FACE CHE-

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'Wtf mid has no cs, how can we win with someone who can't even cs right!?"

You stole my cs...

"LOL don't blame me for your bad, kid"

But you all came into my lane to took it, you even have double my cs and you still steal it all...

"LOL STEAL OK kid whatever guess you can't help the team out, it's all about mid guys! Hey report mid for clearly backing before a teamfight we didn't need to have to buy an item he should have had 10 minutes ago

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I JUST WANT TO FUCKING CS IN MY GODDAMN LANE PLEASE FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU INTING BASTARDS ALL YOU DO IS STEAL AND THROW YOUR FUCKING BODIES INTO THE ENEMY WITH ALL MY FUCKING GOLD YOU GODDAMN FEEDING SHIT STAIN EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING TEAMMATE, YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING HELP ME IN FIGHTS YOU JUST LET ME DIE AND THEN YOU FLAME ME LIKE IT'S MY FAULT! FUCK YOU

13 Comments

AgeOfTheMage6/9/2017, 1:45:00 PM11 votes

This should be in gameplay, it's way too true for me ;-; they come to my lane, take my cs without even asking then either A: stay there and have the enemy team bring extras ruining my laning phase or b: just leave

d4rkshock6/9/2017, 9:42:04 AM10 votes

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ZT Xperimentor6/9/2017, 1:57:26 PM3 votes

Stealing farm for no benefit, then bashing you for being behind; stuff like this should be considered griefing.

Morgan le Fey6/9/2017, 5:50:32 PM2 votes

I can't upvote this, as it's too much negativity for my M&G... but it's not wrong, either. A part of what keeps me in support is that I don't have to worry about everyone and their dog coming to my lane and screwing over my wave. Instead, I can nicely - without getting tilted - ask them to kindly leave my ADC's wave alone, we really don't need ganks right now, we're behind and all we want in life is to sit under tower and farm. Please stop ganking and then complaining when we don't come help, we're three levels and half an item behind, you're just committing suicide and feeding our laner and asking us to jump off the bridge with you. And I can do it without losing another four CS because I was typing, and it makes decent ADCs love me too! :D

(except I do it more nicely than that obviously. no one would respond well if I put it in as many words. >.>)

EkyonKun6/9/2017, 10:38:52 PM1 votes

I've just come to accept that at the 15 minute mark, mid lane is just a secondary ADC farm ._.

The Lexer6/10/2017, 1:15:29 AM1 votes

This post tilted me [zombie-nunu-bummed]

IPromiseTomorrow6/9/2017, 12:59:56 PM1 votes

People do this without realizing sometimes.

it really sucks. If your whole team does this, i've been there.

Dukues6/9/2017, 1:45:22 PM1 votes

I mean.... maybe if you're in your lane instead of being pushed out and having to back and or not busy doing a shit roam I wouldn't take your cs......

I get there is bad times for taxing and taking peoples cs but the people who rage about cs are usually the shittiest of shit players and terrible at csing. At least in my low elo experience. I only ever get pinged off csing by people who are like low silver or bronze... at least... the most. I have yet to see someone in gold rage at me for pushing their lane after a gank or covering it and pushing it while they dead, roaming, or backing. But holy fucking shit in like silver 2-5 or bronze? Will get pinged spammed. I just laugh when I see how bad their csing. Even if they were in lane they only would kill half the wave anyways... might as well let me cs as at least I will kill most of them.

Dukues6/9/2017, 1:50:53 PM1 votes

I get this in memes and games but.... higher elo players generally don't have problem getting cs even in most of your scenarios. Just watch their streams or game stats. Maybe they don't get as much as they want but..... they get cs. You need to learn how to rotate better, clear waves better, time backs better, etc. I do too but I don't complain about csing since I know Its my problem not the team.