One of my most recent games, in the style of a D&D campaign

EbonyBladeJ88··5 votes·1,393 views

Blue Team (My team): MissFortune-Bot Hecarim-JG Zilean-Supp Xerath-Mid Yorick-Top (I'm Yorick)

Red Team: Teemo-Top Rengar-JG Kalista-Bot Sona-Supp Ziggs-Mid

Dungeon Master: You're going Top-Lane, what do you do?

Yorick : I do the best I can.

DM: Roll for initiative.

Yorick : Rolls a Natural 20

DM: You end up going 4/0 in the first 10 minutes, handily winning your lane. Miss Fortune, Zilean, what do you do?

MissFortune Zilean : We want to win our lane.

DM: Roll to determine your success.

MissFortune : Rolls a 1

DM: You and Zilean feed the enemy team countless kills and start flaming each other. Hecarim, what do you do?

Hecarim : I camp bot to try and salvage things.

DM: Roll.

Hecarim : Rolls a 7

Dm: You put out a few fires but the tower eventually falls. Xerath,what do you do?

Xerath : I beat that Ziggs!

DM: Roll for initiative.

Xerath : Rolls a 1

DM: You feed the Ziggs like the MF and Zil have fed their bot-lane, but you try to keep in good spirits. Yorick, what do you do?

Yorick : I roam to try and keep things together.

DM: Roll.

Yorick : Rolls an 9

DM: You do your best, but you're slowly losing ground. MF, Zil, it's your turn again, what now?

MissFortune Zilean : We continue to flame and feed!

DM: Sighs Roll.

MissFortune : Rolls a natural 20

Xerath Yorick Hecarim : All three weep

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12 Comments

KraDEsluP2821 votes

that's nice

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

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(Just for clarification, I'm under the assumption your comment is an indifferent one like my reaction image.)

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

This is good, but I still can't get over from just tonight when my character offered Strahd a hallucinogenic pastry when he came to visit the town of Krezk. I guess it doesn't sound so funny in text, but I got the entire room laughing and the DM could no longer roleplay Strand with a straight face.

+1

Shifue Draven1 votes

sounds like my last game as yorick(seems this happens to us all on him). I hammer top 3-0 crush the tower for first blood get the lane a little pushed start to roam as mid was having issues help them go back to my lane to chase the top away the jg jumps me i beat him down. He runs i follow him kill him then i go back to top to finish the push no one pinged and bam 3 man ganked. I go to the jungle to go get red fast see yasuo trying to take it i proceed to shovel him to death and bam 3 maned again. Bot is fed mid is floating i am the only one ahead and they are focusing me down bot starts flaming each other mid joins in and me the jg are trying to save the game and we fail.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

It seems to be a common occurrence for us Yorick players. Just had another game yesterday where I was the only one who did good, whilst my entire team flamed me. But, I just rolled up my sleeves and took my whole team on my back. Luckily, I managed to eke out a win, but it drained my desire to play another game for the rest of the night.

Shifue Draven1 votes

I understand when i get a game that is bad enough (at least on ranked) i'll stop playing ranked as it seems a stream of bad luck follows so i think it's a smart move even if it's a win. If it was enough to make you go wtf really this team is dragging me down then it's time for a break.

WeeabooDeathCap1 votes

Well was he normal Hecarim, shock master or kamikaze?

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

He was a normal Hecarim, did the best he could, but the MissFortune & Zilean rolled that Natural 20 and sealed our fates.

WeeabooDeathCap1 votes

Well that's probably why you lost. He needs to be a one trick pony in that he can do one thing. Jump in there, 1 shot one or two people and walk out/die.

PastorWolf1 votes

The DM needs to get a better story line. That exact thing seems to happen in all my games. HYPER Feed > HYPER Flame > Hyper loss.... Me: why can't we all get along?

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

He's been wanting to spring for the "Friendly Team-Mates" Expansion for a while now. It's supposed to have outcomes that are more likely to result in a win for you. The problem is, it's out of stock and has been ever since this edition's release. And every time it comes back again, someone else snatches up the copies before he can.

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