How many 5 year olds could your main take on in a fight?

Mecha MaIphite·6/28/2017, 10:31:20 PM·27 votes·2,879 views

Your main is "balanced" to the level that they are at in League, so champs like Sol wouldn't be ridiculously OP. Your main has access to their abilities, as well as any other gimmicks they have in their lore. All champions will tire out eventually, so HP stackers won't be able to fight on forever. Champions made of rock, metal, or other hard substances are also able to take damage from the 5 year olds, albeit less than champions with normal skin.

The 5 year olds will swarm your main, attacking without coordination but always aiming to do damage. They also don't have any sense of fear or self-preservation, so seeing Cho gobble up a few of their friends won't deter them. They come endlessly, so for every 5 year old that falls, another comes to take his place.

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1011001110006/28/2017, 10:43:53 PM32 votes

Teemo : How much prep time do I have?

reaperteaser6/29/2017, 4:01:59 AM29 votes

Kindred : all of them, eventually

Evil Yasuo6/28/2017, 10:41:36 PM22 votes

Talon. teleports behind you Pshhhhh, nothin personnel..... kid..

Ra1uga6/29/2017, 2:14:57 AM16 votes

I CAN'T BE REASONED WITH! Kled could probably take like 600-1000ish considering he can fight entire armies

Malzahar The space aids would spread and this is the one champ that can actually AFK farm so prob like 2000 ish as long as his visions did enough damage

Annie would just walk with them, no way the kids would attack her!

Yasuo HASAGI- 1 or 2 if hes on my team, all of them if he's on the other one

Friendly Ram6/29/2017, 1:50:32 AM14 votes

Braum All of them. braum would change their diapers and toss them back to mommy and daddy. besides poros would defend braum.

ThirteenJesters6/29/2017, 3:14:54 AM10 votes

Bard : So assuming lore gimmicks... Bard sits on his throne of fallen 5 year olds while his army of meeps throw themselves at the approaching onslaught. Bard only wants blood.

PixelPicksTW6/29/2017, 3:31:40 PM9 votes

Brand : Gets passive off once: All the children set off his passive on the other children Rammus : Can literally let the 5 year olds kill themselves

Aeszarck6/28/2017, 10:46:12 PM6 votes

How quickly does Karthus's Defile kill the five year olds? If there are like at least two five-year-olds dying per second and they're dying before they reach Karthus, then he's going to be regenerating enough mana from Defile to keep it up indefinitely. If they're as tough as melee minions at 40 minutes, then Karthus is going to have some problems because his mana is going to run out really quickly.

Serika Zero6/29/2017, 5:36:02 AM6 votes

Akali: all of them Why? She will become a good nurse and they will see her as a figure of authority, like a teacher. Now the 5yo love her and she 'defeated' them all, without killing a single soul.

Akali is love Akali is balance

4 Step Cadence6/28/2017, 11:41:47 PM6 votes

Jhin could probably only kill 4 before he dies reloading. Even if he does get away he's only killing 4 at a time. He can't ult sense it makes him immobile and he'll just have hundreds on him before he could even get the first shot off. The traps would take out a lot, depending on how many are in the blast radius. His Q would give at least 4 of them a concussion. His W could take out a few. So my guess is probably not that many. I'll just say 4-16, at least. Just remember, kids. If you come at him in a straight line, you deserve to die.

Jhin "As much as I hate rushing performances, I think a situation like that calls for it."

The Fuzzy 0ne6/29/2017, 11:14:48 AM5 votes

Taric I feel like he would just have to smile and it would act like a shield

Tattersall6/29/2017, 1:32:04 AM5 votes

Your main has access to… gimmicks they have in their lore.

Olaf: Never dies because his destiny is to die outside of combat. If we're ignoring that, he'd eventually run out of strength/mana and be left without lifesteal, succumbing to his fate.
~373 five year olds.

Pantheon: Absolute mastery of nearly all martial disciplines and weapons. Shield brings a lot of survivability to the table.
~589 five year olds.

Azir: Would have to run out of mana eventually, but Sand Soldiers provide excellent versatile AOE waveclear with shield wall as disengage. ~653 five year olds.

Kayle: Similar boat to Azir. ~618 five year olds.

Gangplank: Children would provide excellent farm for his Q so he can upgrade his ult quickly. GP boasts probably the best AOE waveclear late-game, and like I said, children are easy to farm. Oranges provide incredible sustain, but that would leave him manaless eventually. However, Barrels don't cost mana… ~Near infinite number of five year olds.

Sraeg20136/29/2017, 10:26:24 PM5 votes

The correct question is: How many 5 years olds do you need to pile up to reach a flying temple?

I'd say...

A lot.

http://i.imgur.com/r4tVepH.jpg?b

TeCoolMage6/29/2017, 11:23:11 AM5 votes

Anivia waveclear ezpz

perches on mountain home and ults self

Fun fact: five year olds are squishier than those hard shelled voidlings and tough skinned ghouls from Malzahar and Yorick

TheSequelsRBad6/29/2017, 4:00:34 AM4 votes

Illaoi

So each one gives a tentacle, right?

Illaoi If so, infinite, she could heal any damage they do easily.

SchmidttyGames6/28/2017, 10:45:07 PM4 votes

Warwick : All of them! Aatrox : All of them! Orianna : So strange...they scream...

BabyNaix6/29/2017, 7:08:29 PM4 votes

AurelionSol The whole planet Jhin FOUR!

Micbran6/29/2017, 2:20:35 PM4 votes

Mordekaiser:

Enough to raise an army.

mkyner6/29/2017, 12:27:18 AM4 votes

While thinking about this, my mind segued into "how well would your main babysit 5-year-olds".

DeathBot6666/29/2017, 7:25:55 PM4 votes

Jhin 4

The Lexer6/29/2017, 4:22:41 AM3 votes

Imagine a Nautilus with the size he has in the cinematic taking on an army of 5 year olds

Hellpyre6/29/2017, 12:24:49 AM3 votes

Can the children fly? Because Aurelion can just fly back into space and carpetbomb them from orbit.

Blitz1006/28/2017, 11:06:15 PM3 votes

Chogath Very big and tanky with lots of AoE. I'll take a guess at a few hundred at least. Sion Still big, still tanky, still AoE, but less so. 1-2 hundred. Yorick He can reanimate the dead ones, but would go down pretty quickly once they got to him. Maybe a hundred. Diana Not very many. Maybe 50 if she's lucky. Nami Maybe 1 or 2

Danjeng6/29/2017, 3:10:27 AM3 votes

XinZhao Are these Noxian children? Brandishes spear maliciously. Sivir Wet dream. Ryze E E Q

DorkunedAuras6/29/2017, 12:12:29 AM3 votes

RekSai She can tunnel deep underground if she ever wants a nap. She'll heal while doing so. She can AoE cleave all the children around her. She can go indefinitely.

Cowseed6/29/2017, 11:12:39 AM3 votes

Akali : E... E..... E.... Shroud.... E... Q.... Heal..... E.... E.... E.... How many 5 year olds are in the world?

iToadallyAwesome6/29/2017, 9:02:51 PM3 votes

Kids: So Cute! Gnar : 99% Rage Gnar : Slaps a kid

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