I Hate Every Champion [But Not Really (part 3)]

seen 2 ppl do this already, I guess I'll continue :D These are all for jokes, I don't actually hate any champs. [Oh but you Leona players...I'm watchin you]

- THIS FUCKING GUY , ULTS, QS AND GG - K build lethality, spam q then just ult. Nobody can stop her high dmg cause everyone's distracted by her big tits .-. - what the fuck even is this guy? snowball or feed, theres no in between - HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA CC ME FOR? Oh and that spell shield that you can put on ANYONE - a stun, heal, poke, slow, and knockup do u need anything else? stop terrorizing my teammates with ur tsunami - Let the doggo stacc, and then he can attacc - Can you STOP. ROOTING. ME. - I thought you ran back to where you came from. Your q's hurt, you have a heal AND MOBILITY. - "darkness..." Fuck your global nighttime, nobody wants your dumbass nightmares - You suck. Until you build AP. But then you still suck. - WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE UNSTOPPABLE? JUST STOP CHASING ME PLS - Nobody likes your ugly ball that has too much cc and can shield. What kind of "daddy's girl" kills people? - WE GET IT YOU LIKE RAMS. You don't need to cosplay as one. Also can your abilities not increase CC duration? - How tf can you one shot someone in base? You're a dick. - Blocking dashes huh? I hate you too. I JUST WANT TO KILL YOUR ADORABLE FACE - SLOW DOWN this isn't a race!!!!! Such a stupid lethality champ that does 80% of health with a BIRB - U self centered adc slave. Ahri charms better than u - LEAVE ME ALONE BOWSER I'M NOT PRINCESS PEACH - Why are you allowed to see footsteps? Even when champs are floating? - Your abilities are not fair. You're a fucking bully. Go cry to your brother about missing a kill. - LETHALITY LETHALITY LETHALITY ONE SHOT. GET AWAY FROM ME WE'RE NOT PLAYING CAT AND MOUSE - M7 showoff with flash plays. Yeah stfu, nobody likes you. No wonder why your title is "The Exile" - This guy + Liandries = no escape. You'll never get a girlfriend you asshole :l - Just faceroll and win. 10/10 champion. Rework this no skill champ again pls - WHY. DON'T. YOU. DIE? - Don't even think about taking dark harvest. I already hate your deceiving kit. - A free tp that shield allies for 50% of their health? AND is tanky? AND has a taunt? How tf are you fair? - Everyone plays you, but WE ALL HATE YOU. An unstoppable dash is totally fair, along with a W that gives movement speed. -__- - Can't even chase this guy. He's unkillable omfg

OOkay I'm done for now.