The Juggernaut Club

(Just for clarification, here is the current PBE changes: http://www.surrenderat20.net/2017/04/410-pbe-update.html )

The Juggernauts are all gathered in their clubhouse, and they see the PBE changes and additions

Are you ready? Polishes blade of his axe while smiling evilly

I Sure am. Pats her idol with a smile

Ranged Top-laners beware. An ethereal-sounding dragon roars in the distance

We come for you. Holds up his shovel and it glows with an unnatural blue light

We'll smash you for annoying us! Flourishes his club

There's nowhere you can run. snivelling cubs! Eyes his claws, which crackle with electricity

You will no longer escape Justice, Villains! Points his sword skyward

You will all wither and die... Hey, wait a minute!

Who invited Garen!?

Wait, what do you mean, who invited me? I'm a Juggernaut like you guys.

Ah-heh-heh, yeah, sure.

You not doing so well right now, so....

Whaddya talking about? Hey!

Udyr lifts Garen bodily up and starts carrying him towards the door

Put me down! I'm a Juggernaut like you guys!

Come on, guys! I currently have the #1 Win-rate in both Master AND Challenger Leagues on Op.GG!

And... who checks that website?

Not me.

Same here.

What's Op.GG?

Udyr tosses Garen out the door and closes and locks it

Garen bangs on the door

Open up! I'm a Juggernaut like you all! Just check the Champion Sub-class list!

What "Sub-class" list? Me never heard of it.

Who knows?

Garen stops banging on the door, and turns around and frowns angrily

Fine, you think you can exclude me. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

Garen walks off, disappearing into the light of the sun as it shines

To Be Continued...