The Juggernaut Club

EbonyBladeJ88··15 votes·1,306 views

(Just for clarification, here is the current PBE changes: http://www.surrenderat20.net/2017/04/410-pbe-update.html )

The Juggernauts are all gathered in their clubhouse, and they see the PBE changes and additions

Darius Are you ready? Polishes blade of his axe while smiling evilly

Illaoi I Sure am. Pats her idol with a smile

Mordekaiser Ranged Top-laners beware. An ethereal-sounding dragon roars in the distance

Yorick We come for you. Holds up his shovel and it glows with an unnatural blue light

Trundle We'll smash you for annoying us! Flourishes his club

Volibear There's nowhere you can run. snivelling cubs! Eyes his claws, which crackle with electricity

Garen You will no longer escape Justice, Villains! Points his sword skyward

Nasus You will all wither and die... Hey, wait a minute!

Olaf Who invited Garen!?

Garen Wait, what do you mean, who invited me? I'm a Juggernaut like you guys.

Shyvana Ah-heh-heh, yeah, sure.

DrMundo You not doing so well right now, so....

Garen Whaddya talking about? Hey!

Udyr lifts Garen bodily up and starts carrying him towards the door

Garen Put me down! I'm a Juggernaut like you guys!

Garen Come on, guys! I currently have the #1 Win-rate in both Master AND Challenger Leagues on Op.GG!

Udyr And... who checks that website?

Darius Not me.

Illaoi Same here.

Mordekaiser What's Op.GG?

Udyr tosses Garen out the door and closes and locks it

Garen bangs on the door

Garen Open up! I'm a Juggernaut like you all! Just check the Champion Sub-class list!

DrMundo What "Sub-class" list? Me never heard of it.

Yorick Who knows?

Garen stops banging on the door, and turns around and frowns angrily

Garen Fine, you think you can exclude me. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

Garen walks off, disappearing into the light of the sun as it shines

To Be Continued...

22 Comments

Takeba Yukari4 votes

Why are we forgetting the one Juggernaut that was in the update that hasn't done too terribly well since then, even though he's my first mained champ.

Skarner

Chembaron Yamada4 votes

Because Riot themselves don't consider him a juggernaut, even if his rework had the goal to make him one. Look at the subclass list, he is put into vanguard since his playstyle is pretty close to it. And they probably will give him another rework to make him a full fleshed vanguard.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Couldn't come up with any good lines for him.

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

TimX24968B1 votes

who's that?

THE RlVER KlNG3 votes

TahmKench HUA HUA HUA HUAAAA

I'm a Warden who stil spanks all y'all in lane.

gman131 votes

Fellow Tahm main here, can confirm. Except I lose to Illaoi a lot, but that's probably because I lose to Illaoi a lot in general, because the only people who play her are her mains, so I never get to learn the matchup like with more popular champs.

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Then perhaps YOU should write a skit for the Wardens. I play Juggernauts more than I do Wardens, so I simply went with what I knew best.

JVP151 votes

But. But. Shyvanna is as much of a Juggernaut as Garen is! And Udyr isn't even a juggernaut at all!

Anyways, I want more. More I say. MOAR!

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Udyr's a multi class.

Half diver half juggernaut.

Riot was having trouble classifying him and Ekko so I figured it out. It's possible for a champion to have two subclasses of the same base class.

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

Udyr? Half diver? Wtf, isn't a diver defined by having a good engage?

I understand that Shyvana is juggernaut/diver, but Udyr has no gapclosers whatsoever, how can he possibly be a diver??

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

He moves like Sanic.

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

That is not really a reliable way to reach the back line like a diver should be able though. ô.o

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Part 2 is a WIP. Hopefully I'll have it ready by tomorrow.

(According to the Champion Sub-class list, Udyr is CURRENTLY, at this time of writing, listed as a Juggernaut.)

Mordepool1 votes

You have failed us all.

{quoted}

(Just for clarification, here is the current PBE changes: http://www.surrenderat20.net/2017/04/410-pbe-update.html )

The Juggernauts are all gathered in their clubhouse, and they see the PBE changes and additions

Darius Are you ready? Polishes blade of his axe while smiling evilly

Illaoi I Sure am. Pats her idol with a smile

Mordekaiser Ranged Top-laners beware. An ethereal-sounding dragon roars in the distance

Yorick We come for you. Holds up his shovel and it glows with an unnatural blue light

Trundle We'll smash you for annoying us! Flourishes his club

Volibear There's nowhere you can run. snivelling cubs! Eyes his claws, which crackle with electricity

Garen You will no longer escape Justice, Villains! Points his sword skyward

Nasus You will all wither and die... Hey, wait a minute!

Olaf Who invited Garen!?

Garen Wait, what do you mean, who invited me? I'm a Juggernaut like you guys.

Shyvana Ah-heh-heh, yeah, sure.

DrMundo You not doing so well right now, so....

Garen Whaddya talking about? Hey!

Udyr lifts Garen bodily up and starts carrying him towards the door

Garen Put me down! I'm a Juggernaut like you guys!

Garen Come on, guys! I currently have the #1 Win-rate in both Master AND Challenger Leagues on Op.GG!

Udyr And... who checks that website?

Darius Not me.

Illaoi Same here.

Mordekaiser What's Op.GG?

Udyr tosses Garen out the door and closes and locks it

Garen bangs on the door

Garen Open up! I'm a Juggernaut like you all! Just check the Champion Sub-class list!

DrMundo What "Sub-class" list? Me never heard of it.

Yorick Who knows?

Garen stops banging on the door, and turns around and frowns angrily

Garen Fine, you think you can exclude me. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

Sion hey guys i was getting my Axe sharpened what'd I miss?

^You missed a golden Opportunity^

Glory ln Death2 votes

Die.

Mordepool5 votes

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Die.

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Indeed

4th Chiming Lamb4 votes

And...why did you come in here and randomly post a picture of Infinity Edge?

50000000000000003 votes

Because Garen?

4th Chiming Lamb2 votes

Ohh...Okay -:)

EbonyBladeJ881 votes

Patience, Patience. A Part 2 is in the works.

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