Knock knock
Who's there?
Sun
Sun who?
Sun of a bitch
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Time to purge someone
Hey Diana
Whats up?
THE SUN YOU LITTLE BITCH GET OWNED!
You know the moon is too right?
That sounds like heresy! Die!
Come at me bitch!
I'm gonna make you Diana fire!
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That pun was horrible...
I know...
Actually, since it's night in NA right now... https://media.giphy.com/media/O1pNrD3566kww/giphy.gif THE MOON IS UP!!! IN YOUR FACE!
That sounds like heresy! Must exterminate! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8b9qzBZE51qfwzeuo3_500.gif
After your edit, it makes my joke look out of place...
It was my nefarious plan all along! http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/627/042/898.gif