You own a restaurant named after league.

Chroyo·Nov 24, 2015·5 votes·1,140 views

What would yours be? I'd own Burger Kench Or McShacos.

37 Comments

jmaishereNov 24, 20155 votes

Mid or Feed This way people can come to my restaurant when they they say I want mid or feed

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

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Mid or Feed This way people can come to my restaurant when they they say I want mid or feed

I lol'd at this a little too hard.

yogozinNov 24, 20153 votes

Blitzcrank 's fleshling compatibility services and grill.

Dating advice and a shocking new way to barbeque!

AírNov 24, 20153 votes

Fizz and Chips

AMYS GRAVENov 24, 20152 votes

Braum Welcome to Braums Burgers! We serve only best beef from freljord!

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

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Welcome to Braums Burgers! We serve only best beef from freljord!

Reminded me of Bob's burgers

Bottom LanerNov 24, 20152 votes

{quoted} You own a restaurant named after league. You own a restaurant named after league. You own a restaurant named after league.

Well then I guess I don't get to name it then. But if I did have a restaurant it would probably be something like this: https://media4.giphy.com/media/H3uVFVk03i9Ms/200.gif

Hierarch of AiurNov 25, 20152 votes

Shen and Volibearry's Ice Cream Parlor

hi hi its zy zyNov 25, 20152 votes

MissFortune Double Up Buffet You can order two of anything on the menu for the price of one

Malicious MetalNov 25, 20152 votes

The salty spitoon. Home to 99.9% of league's playerbase

ChroyoNov 25, 20151 votes

The salty spitoon.

How do we get in, that is the real question

Shac NorrisNov 24, 20151 votes

Perfectly fine with McShaco

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

Brands BBQ?

ShmoovusNov 25, 20151 votes

Pentagrill!

PuddytatNov 24, 20151 votes

Atma's

TwigglesNov 24, 20151 votes

Firstly, I'd gladly work at McShaco's (and shiv my way up to an early management position).

Secondly, my restaurant would probably be Fiora's Only ze finest cuisine in ze vorld.

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

Sounds fancy. Do you force people to clean up after themselves in the bathrooms? Because public bathrooms make me want to kill myself when i REALLY need to go. Bathrooms being my only concern, i'd work there :]

TwigglesNov 24, 20151 votes

The entire establishment follows a very strict (and honorable) health and cleanliness regiment. Anyone found guilty of defacing company property (and in so doing dishonoring our very respectable cleaning staff) will be escorted off the property with due haste. No need for such rif-raff cluttering up our fine establishment.

You're always welcome to fill out an application. We take good care of our employees here. You can find our primary location in the main square of Demacia's historical district. We hope to hear from you very soon.

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

Very well. I shall fill out an application. But do i need to know how to fence?

TwigglesNov 24, 20151 votes

Fencing experience is a plus, but not necessary for employment.

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

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Fencing experience is a plus, but not necessary for employment.

I can use a broken blade. Does that count?

TwigglesNov 24, 20151 votes

Broken or otherwise poorly cared for weapons are a sign of dishonor. Should you be hired in a position that would necessitate weaponry, a respectable blade will be provided for you. You will be expected to take better care of it than your current one.

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

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Broken or otherwise poorly cared for weapons are a sign of dishonor. Should you be hired in a position that would necessitate weaponry, a respectable blade will be provided for you. You will be expected to take better care of it than your current one.

The broken blade is more than enough for the likes of you. If you decline my offer, then so be it.

aítchNov 24, 20151 votes

Name? Hooters if you catch my drift :^)

IonianNov 24, 20151 votes

Ahri Full

DicersonNov 24, 20151 votes

BFC

Botlane Fried Chicken.

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

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BFC

Botlane Fried Chicken.

Please tell me you have Colonel Zilean as the maker.

DicersonNov 24, 20151 votes

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Please tell me you have Colonel as the maker.

U know it!

Beached ManateeNov 25, 20151 votes

Botlane Fed Chicken Anivia

PuynsiNov 24, 20151 votes

Miss Fortune's MissFortune

A ZubatNov 24, 20151 votes

Singed's Lab Bar&Grill - Come try our new Insanity Brew!

ChroyoNov 24, 20151 votes

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Singed's Lab Bar&Grill - Come try our new Insanity Brew!

I feel like it would be one of those bars where I sit down at the counter, dont even say shit and you pass me a drink.