... and you are tasked with coming up with their campaign slogan.
What do you choose?
THEY WILL SUFFER; WITHOUT MERCY; I WE WILL HAVE MY OUR REVENGE
Stay positive!; We can do this!
Every problem is an opportunity; I'll take care of everything.
MavenSong13 votes
The Letter H6 votes
~~I WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND THIS COUNTRY ~~
_WE WILL _ BUILD A WALL AROUND THIS COUNTRY
The 2nd Horseman4 votes MAKE THE RIFT GREAT AGAIN
MavenSong6 votesSorry you must be this tall to run for office.
| | | | | | You | |
The 2nd Horseman2 votesWhat if I offered a small addition of a million ap?
MavenSong2 votessmall
I rest my case.
The 2nd Horseman2 votesOh I just short joked myself.
MavenSong2 votesAlmost went over your head did it?
4th Chiming Lamb2 votesI would join the short joke train here...
But that'd be too low for me.
The Letter H2 votesReported and Deported. http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trump-building-wall-gif.gif
D3m37r15 votes
: A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR WELL LIT STREETS.
HaruteGN4 votes FOR THE GLORY OF SHURIMA!
Malicious Metal4 votes
the Greater of two evils!
Demon King Maou3 votesMY PROFESSION?!
...Y'know what I've always wanted to be a baker
Whomp3r3 votes
a whole world to toy with
this power is mine to command
nami tf3 votes
I'm no president; just a yordle with a hammer.
Blue Moon Wolf3 votes
"Show those politician that a monkey can do their job, elect Wukong for president"
"Hate politicians? Elect Wukong for president! He'll drive them bananas"
"Wukong, the only monkeying around that you can depend on"
"Wukong. Solving problems by hitting them with a big stick"
Reaper55993 votes(Not my main)
: Chiming intensifies
Ice Birb3 votes WE WILL MAKE SHURIMA GREAT AGAIN
Mannysmoker2 votes
Doctor Jarvis2 votes
"ONWARD!"
Maximum Zilean2 votes
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4th Chiming Lamb2 votes
Inspirational Noises
Patriotic Noises
Growls against ISIS
Seductive Noises
Noises of Independence
Croaks of security
Inspirational Howl
The Letter H1 votesInspirational Noises Patriotic Noises Growls against ISIS Seductive Noises Noises of Independence Croaks of security Inspirational Howl
One of these is not like the other...
4th Chiming Lamb1 votesYou don't like the croaks of security? Really? Homeland Security is an important department!
CannonLordFreed1 votes
This garden shall flourish.
Febos1 votes
: Change is gooood!
: That glimmer of hope you see, that's me.
: Don't you trust me?
: Ok.
muhrez131 votes : Time to troll!
: I never think u would pick me
TheGodAwfulUdyr1 votes
"weapons are for the weak"
pacifist/isolationist party right here
SconeOfDoom1 votes
FOR THE GLORIOUS EVOLUUUUTIOOOON!
kile1471 votesA free computer for every person! Cranial installation mandatory.
R FLASH XD1 votes
Been wrecking ad carries since 2012
Who is Taliyah1 votes "Leave no stone unturned"
RastaBrotha1 votes
no more wars idc about the rest but pl ease,,,, stOP THe WARS
Embertine1 votes
They will fear me!
Gibberwatt1 votes Y'all need to chill
spavined1 votes
I like you, I hate to kill you. >:D
Valaran Nara1 votes
"Every Second Counts"
Spizzle90001 votes
Let's pool our efforts!
l Helios l1 votes"Strength above all." "We will rise, and we will never retreat." "Our strength will be unmatched, and our will unwavering."
ReDesign1 votesPick me, becuase Draaaven
zlumpy1 votesLeona really sticks to the problems at hand! She will make you see the light of reason!
Or
"SUUUUUNNN LIIIIGGHHHTT!"
CarbRundum1 votes
BALANCE IS A FOOL'S MASTER
: "...!"
