... and you are tasked with coming up with their campaign slogan.
What do you choose?
THEY WILL SUFFER; WITHOUT MERCY; I WE WILL HAVE MY OUR REVENGE
Stay positive!; We can do this!
Every problem is an opportunity; I'll take care of everything.
~~I WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND THIS COUNTRY ~~
_WE WILL _ BUILD A WALL AROUND THIS COUNTRY
: A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR WELL LIT STREETS.
FOR THE GLORY OF SHURIMA!
the Greater of two evils!
I'm no president; just a yordle with a hammer.
a whole world to toy with
this power is mine to command
(Not my main)
: Chiming intensifies
WE WILL MAKE SHURIMA GREAT AGAIN
"Show those politician that a monkey can do their job, elect Wukong for president"
"Hate politicians? Elect Wukong for president! He'll drive them bananas"
"Wukong, the only monkeying around that you can depend on"
"Wukong. Solving problems by hitting them with a big stick"
MY PROFESSION?!
...Y'know what I've always wanted to be a baker
Inspirational Noises
Patriotic Noises
Growls against ISIS
Seductive Noises
Noises of Independence
Croaks of security
Inspirational Howl
"ONWARD!"
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leona really sticks to the problems at hand! She will make you see the light of reason!
Or
"SUUUUUNNN LIIIIGGHHHTT!"
This garden shall flourish.
BALANCE IS A FOOL'S MASTER
: Change is gooood!
: That glimmer of hope you see, that's me.
: Don't you trust me?
: Ok.
: Time to troll!
: I never think u would pick me
"weapons are for the weak"
pacifist/isolationist party right here
FOR THE GLORIOUS EVOLUUUUTIOOOON!
Been wrecking ad carries since 2012
"Leave no stone unturned"
no more wars idc about the rest but pl ease,,,, stOP THe WARS
They will fear me!
Y'all need to chill
I like you, I hate to kill you. >:D
"Every Second Counts"
Let's pool our efforts!
"Strength above all." "We will rise, and we will never retreat." "Our strength will be unmatched, and our will unwavering."
Pick me, becuase Draaaven
: "...!"
