Every Summoner's Rift Game Ever [Explicit Language]

Okay, let's go ahead and get my Acolyte Lee Sin some cloth armor, a health pot, and a vision ward. Who else is on my team? Let's see...we have Azir mid, Vayne bot adc, Taric bot support, and Udyr jungle. That's a pretty good team comp. We should be able to dominate mid to late game. Apparently no one is leashing Udyr for blue buff, so now he's complaining about how he's not going to gank lanes, even though me and Azir are in the brush. Basically he wants the entire fucking team in one spot for a monster that doesn't even take ten seconds to kill alone. Great. Minions spawn and we start leashing. Unfortunately, Azir has blue buff now because Udyr hit his smite way too fucking early. Udyr's bitching in all chat again. I just go up top and mind my own. Going up against Fiora top lane. This should be super easy. Fiora is one of the worst fucking champions in the game. So easy to counter, so easy to predict. Her reckless turret diving and high belief in "ignite always finishes the job" gets me 6/0/0 right off the bat and I'm not even level 6 yet. Life is good right now. Azir is doing well against Ryze, going 2/1/0 and harassing his lane. But down at bot lane, every time Taric uses his E against an opponent, Vayne suddenly gets the mindset of "Oh dude I'm Vayne I can 1v20 anyday because of my ult and Q". So she ends up getting beat the hell out of, going 1/45/0 and blaming her support, who is going like 3/3/1. During the majority of their fights, Udyr tries to gank and gets the mindset of "Oh they're two inches away from the tower! Don't worry guys, my E can catch them in time!". To summarize, he and Vayne feed the shit out of Jinx and Blitzcrank. I don't even know if Jinx has to wait for another basic attack anymore. Her rocket is shooting as fast as a fucking machine gun. So mid game comes around and Azir starts getting 5v1 gangbanged, so he disconnects from the match. By this time I'm going like 15/0. Got my bloodthirster, my phantom dancers, my ninja tabi, and a giant's belt, which I will build into something soon. If I ever notice it again. I'm watching over mid and bot lane, snatching weave whenever necessary and pushing as much as I can. Vayne keeps diving into 1v4 and 2v5 team fights, dying, and raping the surrender button. Late game is finally here, 45 minutes in. Both teams have been pushed to inner turrets and inhibs. Now it's just us and them in mid lane 5v5. We charge in with all of our might and get stunned, silenced, slowed, snared, lynched, etc. Udyr decides to run away and farms monsters. He wipes the team, watches them destroy our fucking inhibs and says, "Wraiths look really good right now." Little did he know that they already had that shit warded, so Udyr gets murked and they score an Ace. Once we all come back to life, I issue a surrender. Vayne votes yes, Udyr is farming wolves like the dumbshit he is, and Taric is saying, "We can still win this guys. We just have to stick together and believe." That's when I told him to look at Baron. Ryze just 1v1'ed Baron and still had full health after killing him.

Your team has surrendered with 4 votes for and 0 against!

DEFEAT!