When someone asks how to play your main

RaptorKarr·Jul 4, 2017·68 votes·2,887 views

And you give them WAY to much information.

http://i.imgur.com/SbVSzct.jpg

77 Comments

YadidJul 4, 201726 votes

Friend: "Aurelion Sol looks so easy."

Me: "Try him out and see how you do! :^)"

post-game

Friend: "..."

Me: ":^)"

HudnofskiBlehJul 5, 201715 votes

I hate it when people say he's brain dead. When I tilt a salty assassin player, 8 times out of 10 they say, "Fuck your brain dead champ, you just stand there." Smh

SinlaireJul 5, 201715 votes

whereupon you say, "No, i didn't stand there. I stood here. Standing there means you would have lived and standing here means you have the free time to rage at your grey screen."

Aurelion isn't about just standing there. It's about knowing how to stand here and not there to be effective.

BrascusJul 5, 201713 votes

standing here and not there intensifies

Rand0mH3r0XJul 5, 20171 votes

Pressing R into a Malphite ult is really hardwork*.

aspects1Jul 5, 201714 votes

you cant tho malph ult is unstopable

notice me Sin piJul 5, 20171 votes

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aspects1Jul 5, 20171 votes

hes immune to disables in his ult sion isnt unstopable in his ult its hecarim malph and vi and ww to my knowledge

LeBlanc RoseJul 5, 20172 votes

Fiora , Riven & Yasuo players

TEA Nietzsche Jul 5, 20173 votes

Pretty sure that most assassin players love Aurelion because he can't really do much against them.

HudnofskiBlehJul 6, 20171 votes

That's exactly what allows me to beat them. They start playing stupid because, "Hey, it's Aurelion Sol. EZ game."

FantasySniperJul 5, 20171 votes

But that said, beyond using his only projectile, there's not much else to him besides positioning.

EndlessSorcererJul 4, 201716 votes

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bDQpF92l1vg/maxresdefault.jpg

Maybe I'll just play Garen.

Busty DemonessJul 4, 20178 votes

"What do you recommend for MissFortune ?"

I personally build straight critical, but Lethality works too.

"So what would I do for Lethality?"

Do you have a runepage with as much Lethality as possible?

"Nope. Flat AD."

Then go critical or you won't scale.

"But Lethality closes out sooner. I'll go Lethality."

30 minutes later...

"Why am I not able to do any damage?"

Because I told you to build Black Cleaver since your lethality was short and you went with BoRK instead.

"Did I at least do good with Statik?"

No, and you should refund that overrated Captain skin.

EndlessSorcererJul 4, 20174 votes

Mafia is best skin.

Busty DemonessJul 5, 20177 votes

Incorrect, the two best MF skins are Pool Party and Arcade.

Solari FortuneJul 5, 201710 votes

Road Warrior is best

MavenSongJul 5, 20176 votes

Road Warrior is severely underrated IMO

Solari FortuneJul 5, 20171 votes

First skin for MF I ever got, which then led to me collecting all her skins, can't wait for her splash update

RalanrJul 5, 20172 votes

I like Captain though...Road Warrior is pretty awesome not gonna lie.

Busty DemonessJul 6, 20171 votes

Captain is overrated and they ruined Waterloo for it.

Worst skin at this point is definitely Waterloo but that doesn't mean Captain is suddenly among her better skins.

MelledoneusJul 5, 20176 votes

Me: Alright, I'll tell you how to play Shen...

Voice echoes through an empty room

Me: ...so, you want to make sure you position your Q properly...

Prophet of UrgodJul 6, 20171 votes

Sir Melledoneus. It has been a long time since we have conversed. Your memes have been quite the jocular spectacle; but, I cannot help but feel amiss. You have always been the greatest memer...from the shadows. Why, I could aid you in claiming your rightful place as "Meme King". I could pull you out from His shadow.

Just a thought.

MelledoneusJul 6, 20172 votes

Ninjas work best from the shadows.

As do I.

Prophet of UrgodJul 6, 20171 votes

You people fought each other before. You will again. It is your nature. Now excuse me. I have shit-posts to do. I mean a lot of them.

l Helios lJul 8, 20171 votes

That made me feel really fucking bad man... :'(

Trap or a TrickJul 4, 20175 votes

Friend: How do you build aatrox Me: Well, it depends on the matchup, if you're against someone easy, deathsdance into Friend: ill just build recommended. Me: Just don't build bork Friend: I'm building bork Me: >:C

AlfayxJul 4, 20173 votes

What's an Aatrox? Is it a new item or a new Darkin weapon for another champion?

Crungus BungusJul 5, 20175 votes

http://i.imgur.com/3RlPAzo.jpg

Trap or a TrickJul 5, 20174 votes

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Solari FortuneJul 5, 20175 votes

http://i.imgur.com/b3FUbqe.jpg

BârdJul 5, 20171 votes

Ah, runic bulwark.

Good times.

SqkergJul 5, 20171 votes

Ah homeguard enchant...

BârdJul 5, 20173 votes

At least we still HAVE homeguards.

Remember distortion?

Singed running at mach 5 through your entire team with a 40% ghost bonus, 30% TP bonus, and his ult was absolutely hilarious.

And how could we lament lost items without paying homage to Heart of Gold?

JamenawerlJul 5, 20171 votes

This is fu*king gold.

SinlaireJul 5, 20174 votes

Me: Build Juggernaut. Or fighter. Or tank. Maybe even half ADC for giggles. whatever. you do you. Them: Skills? Me: Max Q or W first. finish with what you feel. Them: Rotations? Me: Land Q and do whatever after. Miss Q and leave for 5 seconds then go back and land Q. They'll die somewhere after. Them: Anything else? Me: use ANY skin but Neon Strike Vi. Suit up and face roll. Class Dismissed.

Autrah FangJul 5, 20178 votes

{quoted}

Me: use ANY skin but Neon Strike Vi.

well i apparently play Vi incorrectly then. Neon Strike is the only one i have :/ i honestly just like it for the recall. it's so flashy XD

Solari FortuneJul 5, 20171 votes

This is my Vi build item 1400 item 3078 item 3158 item 3026 item 3742 item 3156

If stupidly ahead (and I mean STUPIDLY AHEAD) trade last 2 items for item 3087 item 3031

I just like a 40% CDR rush for Vi and also Flash being up more often is great for Flash Q's

NiceTryViJul 5, 20171 votes

That build is close, but you want merc treads instead of CDR boots. Otherwise you wont have enough toughness to really get in there and mess em up good.

Solari FortuneJul 5, 20171 votes

I done this build for a long time and trust me, I mess em up good.

NiceTryViJul 5, 20171 votes

Well I guess both our builds will change with the new runes, because I am assuming that's where our difference in build is coming from.

Solari FortuneJul 5, 20171 votes

Eh I just got AD Marks Armor Seals MR glyphs and 2 AS quints 1 AD quint Also a crit mark for lolz

NiceTryViJul 5, 20171 votes

Same, but I take 3 scaling MR blues and 6 flat CDR blues, 3 AS quints.

1% crit 4 lyfe tho