When someone asks how to play your main
And you give them WAY to much information.
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Friend: "Aurelion Sol looks so easy."
Me: "Try him out and see how you do! :^)"
post-game
Friend: "..."
Me: ":^)"
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Maybe I'll just play Garen.
"What do you recommend for 
?"
I personally build straight critical, but Lethality works too.
"So what would I do for Lethality?"
Do you have a runepage with as much Lethality as possible?
"Nope. Flat AD."
Then go critical or you won't scale.
"But Lethality closes out sooner. I'll go Lethality."
30 minutes later...
"Why am I not able to do any damage?"
Because I told you to build Black Cleaver since your lethality was short and you went with BoRK instead.
"Did I at least do good with Statik?"
No, and you should refund that overrated Captain skin.
Me: Alright, I'll tell you how to play Shen...
Voice echoes through an empty room
Me: ...so, you want to make sure you position your Q properly...
Friend: How do you build aatrox Me: Well, it depends on the matchup, if you're against someone easy, deathsdance into Friend: ill just build recommended. Me: Just don't build bork Friend: I'm building bork Me: >:C
Me: Build Juggernaut. Or fighter. Or tank. Maybe even half ADC for giggles. whatever. you do you. Them: Skills? Me: Max Q or W first. finish with what you feel. Them: Rotations? Me: Land Q and do whatever after. Miss Q and leave for 5 seconds then go back and land Q. They'll die somewhere after. Them: Anything else? Me: use ANY skin but Neon Strike Vi. Suit up and face roll. Class Dismissed.
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Friend (no longer a friend for other reasons): Kled takes legit 0 skill, anyone can easily master him within the first hour of playing him.
Me: Go play him yourself, good luck trying not to feed in your first 3 games with him.
In champ select:
(Me): 
(Random guy): Playing Singed must be so easy, you just need to run around. Total noobchamp.
(Me): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...