Shyvana just burned Noxus to the ground and she gives you/your main this look
What happens next?
Keep It PG-13 :/
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(somehow manages to sneak through all of the commotion with me, starts running upon being spotted)
(being forced to carry the coffin containing Mordekaiser's bones while running behind him) How far are we going to run, Morde?
Until we get back to the Shadow Isles, fool!
DAMMIT MORDE I BETTER NOT HAVE TO CARRY THIS MASSIVE COFFIN ALL THE WAY TO THE PORT!
walks along the stretches of the barren wasteland around Noxus when he sees it burning in familiar flames.
walks over to Shyvana, seen on the outskirts, smirking at the destruction.
Hello Shyvana...
Oh hey Nautilus.
Did you do all of this?...
Yeah...the noxians deserved after what they all done.
Even its civilians?...
Well aren't Noxians just noxians?
I don't know if it's just me...but as one who has lost everything, this is similar taking everything they had...
Well...I didn't mean for it like that...these are the people that warred on Ionia, invovling chemical warfare, that calls for retribution doesn't it?
There is a logical way of doing things...then there is vengeance...
Remember...when left to die...they will search for their vengeance...their redemption...
Screams of agony are heard far in the flames of Shyvana's destruction.
...Do you hear them calling?...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/jrosto/a.aaa-Dragon-and-Barbarian1.jpg
BRING. IT.
Edit: I wanted to write something, but I blanked. So I'll just do a description instead.
Sion would charge upon the demacian she-beast. Their battle would be told throughout the ages as a rampage of fire and blood. It was too late for Sion to be victorious, Noxus had fallen. But his second life ended that day as a mirror image of his first. Only this time with a dragon's neck in his hands.
: look how many souls here... would be such a waste if no one were to help them, right? You over there, come here and help me! Oh and while you're at it give me yours too!.
"Wow, that is quite the accomplishment..."
"Thank yo-"
"For a medium-low flame dragon"
"Excuse me? I just destroyed an entire city! AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN IT! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WEAKLING!"
"Congratulations, you can kill a bunch of weaklings. Even the puny dragon on the Rift can do that, and he gets eviscerated by a midget with a blow-dart."
"I'll show who's the weakling! FIGHT ME!"
"Shame, you were just starting to climb to medium flame"
And then Shyvana was atomized.
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Well done Shyvana, your awsome ;3
: NOT IMPRESSED!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Quiet Wu, you're gonna get us killed :(
: Well I'm not. Poppy could have done this blindfolded!
: You're damn right I could!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Poppy? What are you doing here?
: ... I was looking for the hero and got lost ._.
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png facepalm
I go into chat and start trying to find someone(s) to blame for feeding her. *Kappa
"Bye Noxus."
*Whispers to 
*
"This bitch is crrraaazzzyyy."
That look alone implies something rated higher than PG-13 is about to happen.
To attempt to keep it PG-13...
SHURIMA WILL ONCE AGAIN STRETCH TO THE HORIZON! (Now that Noxus is out of the way.)
http://www.auplod.com/u/loaupd78608.png
I need to think of an easy way to keep my signature around other than a .txt document on my desktop. =/
Well she beat them to it :/
He lets down his arm with the dart gun and looks disappointed. She got to it first.
WELL, OFF TO BURN DEMACIA TO THE GROUND!
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Shyvana stop looking at me then looking back into a mirror, it's weirding me out!
I can't help it, it's so dam glorious!
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Wait, me or your reflection? That you burned down all of noxus? Or that you may be getting a lore update this year?
. . . .yes.
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Wait. . . .which one? all of them?
. . . .yes.
I can't learn anything here now...thanks to you.
Shyvana looks quite happy and she has that "my body is ready" look.
It always amused me seeing these threads popping up all of a sudden, first Riven, now Shyv and they ask to be PG13 but they have a certain look to them that says otherwise.
disintegrates everything.
"No further knowledge acquired"
"THEY CAN'T KNEEL BEFORE ME IF THEY'RE ALL DEAD!"
"Well, too bad."
"You'll beg for my forgiveness when I conquer YOUR pathetic nation!"
"If you want Demacia, you'll have to go through ME first."
"..."
"Transmogulate!"
(Turns into a squirrel)
"Vroom vroom!"
(Speed boost) "You'll all kneel eventually!" (Runs away)
Gotta get those stacks, first.
: Hmm, your powers interest me. Would you spare a moment to speak about our lords and saviours, The Watchers?
"Liss, no one's going to take up your offers of power if you keep acting like a door to door fanatic."
: Shush, I am trying to get us an ice dragon here.
(This is how I imagine Ice Drake Shyvana became a thing...well not exactly like this, but you get the picture.)
You... You wanna duel?
Would walk up to her, grab her by the neck, and snap her feeble spine in half. Would proceed to drink from her skull and whet his axe on her bones. Would then go on a killing rampage through valoran, destroying everything that got between him and demacia.
That's what that look is to Sion.
What did I miss?
eats her. Nom.
Me: "..."
: "..."
: "... what?"
Me/ : Claps
supplied the gas that set the flame, maybe.
Fuck if I know what Singed's lore is, he doesn't have one, he's just kind of an amoral businessman that sells deadly chemicals... And mixing equipment.
speechless
Me: burns to death
pulls out a blunt, asks for a light.
well I would probably be right next to her because she is my main and id just be staring at her with a blank face because of how hot she looks at the moment
: This is spooky....even for me!
Me: Um should we run?
: Im not gonna hurt-
: EEEEEEKKKKK TOO SPOOOOKY!!!!! Ults away
Me+:........
Then 
happens.
"Yeah, umm. Well, clearly, you didn't waste the potential in your mortal life. I'm just gonna.. Head back to Shurima."
My old main:
laughs like a madman
My new main:
"You would be a great general for Shurima. Join me."