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Lord Boltrix14 votes

Mordekaiser (somehow manages to sneak through all of the commotion with me, starts running upon being spotted)

summoner 31 (being forced to carry the coffin containing Mordekaiser's bones while running behind him) How far are we going to run, Morde?

Mordekaiser Until we get back to the Shadow Isles, fool!

summoner 31 DAMMIT MORDE I BETTER NOT HAVE TO CARRY THIS MASSIVE COFFIN ALL THE WAY TO THE PORT!

Ralanr7 votes

This is a great sitcom.

Lord Boltrix2 votes

I'd make these scenarios all day, I just need people to draw and/or animate them.

Malicious Metal3 votes

Agreed!

Ghostvoider Rick12 votes

Nautilus walks along the stretches of the barren wasteland around Noxus when he sees it burning in familiar flames. Nautilus walks over to Shyvana, seen on the outskirts, smirking at the destruction. Nautilus Hello Shyvana... Shyvana Oh hey Nautilus. Nautilus Did you do all of this?... Shyvana Yeah...the noxians deserved after what they all done. Nautilus Even its civilians?... Shyvana Well aren't Noxians just noxians? Nautilus I don't know if it's just me...but as one who has lost everything, this is similar taking everything they had... Shyvana Well...I didn't mean for it like that...these are the people that warred on Ionia, invovling chemical warfare, that calls for retribution doesn't it? Nautilus There is a logical way of doing things...then there is vengeance... Nautilus Remember...when left to die...they will search for their vengeance...their redemption... Screams of agony are heard far in the flames of Shyvana's destruction. Nautilus ...Do you hear them calling?...

Ralanr1 votes

God damn it! I love how you write Nautilus!

Ralanr8 votes

Sion http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/jrosto/a.aaa-Dragon-and-Barbarian1.jpg

BRING. IT.

Edit: I wanted to write something, but I blanked. So I'll just do a description instead.

Sion would charge upon the demacian she-beast. Their battle would be told throughout the ages as a rampage of fire and blood. It was too late for Sion to be victorious, Noxus had fallen. But his second life ended that day as a mirror image of his first. Only this time with a dragon's neck in his hands.

RaptorKarr2 votes

I thought this thread was better then the other one :P

Ralanr1 votes

Was wondering why it was removed. Not PG-13 I take it?

TigerMama Gemgem1 votes

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Was wondering why it was removed. Not PG-13 I take it?

Probably playing baseball and got a homerun.

charcharmunro2 votes

Is that a Beast Hunter Sion concept?

Ralanr1 votes

If Monster Hunter had Orcs as a playable race, then yes.

Beast Hunter Sion would be pretty fucking sweet actually. Probably won't see a new Sion skin in a few years though...This saddens me, but MECHA ZERO SION is still fucking awesome.

DAMN IT! Now I want Beast Hunter Sion!

Valexfor8 votes

Thresh: look how many souls here... would be such a waste if no one were to help them, right? You over there, come here and help me! Oh and while you're at it give me yours too!.

Arsenic Sulfur8 votes

AurelionSol "Wow, that is quite the accomplishment..." Shyvana "Thank yo-" AurelionSol "For a medium-low flame dragon" Shyvana "Excuse me? I just destroyed an entire city! AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN IT! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WEAKLING!" AurelionSol "Congratulations, you can kill a bunch of weaklings. Even the puny dragon on the Rift can do that, and he gets eviscerated by a midget with a blow-dart." Shyvana "I'll show who's the weakling! FIGHT ME!" AurelionSol "Shame, you were just starting to climb to medium flame" And then Shyvana was atomized.

ToolooT1 votes

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AurelionSol "Wow, that is quite the accomplishment..." Shyvana "Thank yo-" AurelionSol "For a medium-low flame dragon" Shyvana "Excuse me? I just destroyed an entire city! AND MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN IT! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WEAKLING!" AurelionSol "Congratulations, you can kill a bunch of weaklings. Even the puny dragon on the Rift can do that, and he gets eviscerated by a midget with a blow-dart." Shyvana "I'll show who's the weakling! FIGHT ME!" AurelionSol "Shame, you were just starting to climb to medium flame" And then Shyvana was atomized.

Velkoz: "Oh no a AurelionSol main!" /dodgesatchampselect

Blue Moon Wolf7 votes

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Well done Shyvana, your awsome ;3 MonkeyKing: NOT IMPRESSED! http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Quiet Wu, you're gonna get us killed :( MonkeyKing: Well I'm not. Poppy could have done this blindfolded! Poppy: You're damn right I could! http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png : Poppy? What are you doing here? Poppy: ... I was looking for the hero and got lost ._. http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png MonkeyKing Shyvana facepalm

1 800 MID LANE3 votes

That look alone implies something rated higher than PG-13 is about to happen.

To attempt to keep it PG-13...

Azir SHURIMA WILL ONCE AGAIN STRETCH TO THE HORIZON! (Now that Noxus is out of the way.)

http://www.auplod.com/u/loaupd78608.png

I need to think of an easy way to keep my signature around other than a .txt document on my desktop. =/

CoolMike1273 votes

I go into chat and start trying to find someone(s) to blame for feeding her. *Kappa

OverpoweredSoap3 votes

Karma "Bye Noxus."

*Whispers to Irelia *

"This bitch is crrraaazzzyyy."

Bottom Laner2 votes

Jinx Annie Well she beat them to it :/

Shroom Junkie2 votes

Teemo He lets down his arm with the dart gun and looks disappointed. She got to it first. WELL, OFF TO BURN DEMACIA TO THE GROUND!

Embertine2 votes

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Shyvana stop looking at me then looking back into a mirror, it's weirding me out!

Shyvana I can't help it, it's so dam glorious!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Wait, me or your reflection? That you burned down all of noxus? Or that you may be getting a lore update this year?

Shyvana . . . .yes.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Wait. . . .which one? all of them?

Shyvana . . . .yes.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

wait, she's getting a lore update this year? Where is this information and is anyone else confirmed for a lore update?

Embertine1 votes

I said, "may be"

There has been no actual mention of lore update.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

Aww man. Curse you selective reading, you made me look like a fool again .__.

GinkoG2 votes

Velkoz I can't learn anything here now...thanks to you.

Mr Vulcanator1 votes

Velkoz But I can learn from you.

Shonjl2 votes

Shyvana looks quite happy and she has that "my body is ready" look.

It always amused me seeing these threads popping up all of a sudden, first Riven, now Shyv and they ask to be PG13 but they have a certain look to them that says otherwise.

Skelenth2 votes

Velkoz disintegrates everything.

"No further knowledge acquired"

Zarvanis2 votes

Veigar "THEY CAN'T KNEEL BEFORE ME IF THEY'RE ALL DEAD!" Shyvana "Well, too bad." Veigar "You'll beg for my forgiveness when I conquer YOUR pathetic nation!" Shyvana "If you want Demacia, you'll have to go through ME first." Veigar "..." Lulu "Transmogulate!" Shyvana (Turns into a squirrel) Lulu "Vroom vroom!" Veigar (Speed boost) "You'll all kneel eventually!" (Runs away)

Gotta get those stacks, first.

morris11 votes

Extra VeigarxLulu

Catastrop2 votes

Lissandra: Hmm, your powers interest me. Would you spare a moment to speak about our lords and saviours, The Watchers? "Liss, no one's going to take up your offers of power if you keep acting like a door to door fanatic." Lissandra: Shush, I am trying to get us an ice dragon here.

(This is how I imagine Ice Drake Shyvana became a thing...well not exactly like this, but you get the picture.)

SpookyNeedle2 votes

Fiora You... You wanna duel?

kasfas2 votes

Sion

Would walk up to her, grab her by the neck, and snap her feeble spine in half. Would proceed to drink from her skull and whet his axe on her bones. Would then go on a killing rampage through valoran, destroying everything that got between him and demacia.

That's what that look is to Sion.

RaptorKarr1 votes

If Shyvana hadn't torn him apart already

kasfas1 votes

Well, she's giving him that look for a reason.

TheSequelsRBad1 votes

Chogath eats her. Nom.

Photos of Ghosts1 votes

:^]

Bârd1 votes

Bard pulls out a blunt, asks for a light.

morris11 votes

Then JarvanIV happens.

Excitidly Insane1 votes

Nasus

"Yeah, umm. Well, clearly, you didn't waste the potential in your mortal life. I'm just gonna.. Head back to Shurima."

Lauchmelder1 votes

My old main:

Thresh laughs like a madman

My new main:

Azir "You would be a great general for Shurima. Join me."

charcharmunro1 votes

Singed supplied the gas that set the flame, maybe. Fuck if I know what Singed's lore is, he doesn't have one, he's just kind of an amoral businessman that sells deadly chemicals... And mixing equipment.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Leona speechless Me: burns to death

Sir1301 votes

Yorick What did I miss?

MavenSong1 votes

Me: "..." Sona : "..." Shyvana : "... what?"

Me/Sona : Claps

Darius or Dunk1 votes

well I would probably be right next to her because she is my main and id just be staring at her with a blank face because of how hot she looks at the moment

Reaper55991 votes

Nocturne: This is spooky....even for me! Me: Um should we run? Shyvana: Im not gonna hurt- Nocturne: EEEEEEKKKKK TOO SPOOOOKY!!!!! Ults away Me+Shyvana:........

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