Three Word Story

Just a little forum game I remember being fun. The rules are pretty simple. You work with the rest of the posters to create a full story:

1. Each person can only add 3 words per post

2. You cannot post back to back (but you can post again after someone else has)

3. There aren't any restrictions on the actual content other than the basic forum guidelines (Let's not have to mark this NSFW as Rioters may be browsing from/for work)

To start:

"I remember once..."