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If it was a league item.

WyvernEgg·9/11/2016, 5:28:37 PM·32 votes·3,234 views

Pick any item, weapon, or "armor" from any game and give it league stats. (its okay if its over powered but try to be a little reasonable)

For example

http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server900/mtrm4/products/361/images/726/zelda_twilight_princess_master_sword_replica__58405.1394552852.1280.1280.jpg?c=2

Master Sword (Zelda)

cost - 5500 gold

build path item 1038 + item 3802 + item 1018

60 AD 70 AP 300 mana

100% Crit chance on undead champions

Unique passive - 15 magic pen

Unique passive - Not dealing damage for 5 seconds charges a beam of light granting 400 range for your next auto attack. Charged auto attacks scale off of both your AD and AP and do magic damage rather than physical damage. (melee champions only)

edit: Don't feel restricted to items that haven't been said already. feel free to give your own takes on items that have already been said.

101 Comments

The Letter H9/11/2016, 5:51:42 PM31 votes

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/a8/Deathfire_Grasp_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20130731230043 DFG item 1058 + item 3108 + item 1052 + 680 Gold. 120 Ability power 10% CDR Unique Active - Deals 15% of target champion's maximum health in magic damage and applies the debuff, Doom. Doom amplifies all magic damage that champion takes by 20% for 4 seconds. 90 second cooldown (750 range).

#RIPDFG

Glory ln Death9/11/2016, 6:11:54 PM20 votes

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100% Crit chance on undead champions

This item is inherently racist against the undead. I object to its existence.

Zhire9/11/2016, 11:21:42 PM13 votes

http://imgur.com/DAU4L3V

Cost: whatever u want Build Path: item 3070 + item 3070 + item 3070 unique passive: get me out of here

Woodakoodashooda9/12/2016, 2:12:07 AM12 votes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Mario_Kart_Blue_Shell.png

+30 Armor +300 Health +6% Movement Speed

Unique Active: Reveals the enemy champion with the highest number of kills and, after a 2 second delay, deals 10% of their maximum health to them in true damage and stuns them for 1.5 seconds. 180 Second cooldoown.

Sona x Rubick9/11/2016, 6:09:16 PM9 votes

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e2/Refresher_Orb_icon.png 4300 gold no stats unique active: refresh items/spells cd (180 seconds cd)

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d4/Aether_Lens_icon.png?version=d342d07dbd0ae4d3e6c0643a516075d5 2600 gold 200 mana 15 mr (was removed) 10 mana regen/5 sec 10 hp regen/5 sec unique passive:+8% more spell damage (was nerfed to 5%) unique passive:+200 more spell range (point and click spells, targeted aoe spells/skillshots. Does not affect non-point and click dashes and aoe like Galio ulti)

welcome to dota2 mages

NazZomLord9/11/2016, 5:52:38 PM8 votes

Chainsaw Blade Warhammer 40k http://www.larping.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/403515.png 250 Hp 45 AD Unique Passive- Grievous Wounds. Unique Active- Additional 45 AD, 60 Movement Speed, bleed effect that lasts 6 seconds dealing 50 +.5 Total AD per second.

EvilUnicornLord9/11/2016, 6:58:39 PM7 votes

Vorpal Sword Cost 7000 G Build Path: item 1038 + item 1038 + item 1038 + item 1038 + item 1038 + 500 G

+200 AD

UNIQUE PASSIVE: With each basic attack, there is a 5% chance of dealing an extra 9,999 true damage to the target.

Seraphize9/12/2016, 7:39:26 AM6 votes

item 3056 Ohmwrecker

Cost: 2650 (650) +300 Health +50 Armor +150% Base Health Regen +10% Cooldown Reduction

UNIQUE Active: Prevents nearby enemy turrets from attacking for 3 seconds (120 second cooldown). This effect cannot be used against the same turret more than once every 8 seconds.

Sherogarth9/11/2016, 10:12:40 PM5 votes

did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]? http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af332/Alkariender/MMOs/ThunderfuryBlessedBladeoftheWindseeker.png

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] 50 AD 25% crit chance 25 magic resist Unique passive - Windseeker - Every 8s your next basic attack will summon powerful lightning from sky after 0.5s delay at your last target location. It deals tones of damage in large aoe to all enemy champions and lowers thier magic resist by 20 and attack speed by 30%. Unique passive - The Barrens Chat - [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] can be pinged from your inventory or shop to show everyone in this game what [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] is. Ability to show [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] cant be muted. Clicking on pinged [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] will pop up [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]'s tooltip that takes half of your screen space regardless of your resolution.

Ryuyah9/11/2016, 9:42:26 PM3 votes

http://www.legion34.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Youmu-1.jpg (the sword)

+60 AD +10 CDR Unique: +20 Armor Penetration Unique Active: Gives your champion 20% movement speed and 40% attack speed for 6 seconds (45 second cooldown)

Pale Pirate9/12/2016, 2:52:46 PM2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/WIWA5sA.jpg

The deathly hallows.

Recipe: item 1026 + item 3010 + item 1057 + 2400 + Die once.

60 Ability Power 350 Health 500 Mana 60 Magic resistance

Unique Passive: Elder Wand: You have acquired the strongest wand in existence. All the magic damage you deal is increased by 15%. Unless it has killed you during the game, in which case you deal 15% less damage until you participate in his death, because harry potter wand ownership nonsense.

Unique active: Cloak of Invisibility: You become fully invisible for 30 seconds. Only magic based stealth detection creations can reveal you. Cooldown: 300 seconds.

Unique Active: Resurrection stone: Use it on an ally to revive him immediately. Unless if he didn't want to be revived, in which case he instantly ragequits and you die of guilt.

Ralanr9/11/2016, 11:41:09 PM2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/p4FnKiU.png

Hook of the Pig Cost: 2100 gold 300 health 30 AD

Active: Throw out a hook (the same length as Blitzcrank and Thresh) that hooks the first enemy Champion hit, deals 100 (+60% total AD) attack damage and pulls them directly in front of you (basically like Blitzcrank's hook). CD: 60 seconds.

I'm not great at making items.

Ruin Lance9/12/2016, 5:08:35 AM2 votes

Cool Shades

Cost: 420(+1600) gold

Build path: item 2049 item 2049

Passive: Makes you extremely cool. People will think twice before fucking with you.

Gibberwatt9/12/2016, 1:12:59 AM1 votes

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/realmofthemadgod/images/c/c5/Doom_bow.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130503164635

Focus Limbs Cost: 2500

75% crit

Unique passive: Resolute thought: reduces total attack speed by 50%. Doubles ad. Unique Passive: Force of Will: reduces move speed by 50. Increases tenacity by 99%

Also: https://showmerockhounds.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/carnelian-eye-agate.jpg?w=300

Dragon heart-stone Cost: 3700

Increases total armor/mr by 75%

(we need a super-expensive tank item to go with item 3078 item 3089 )