If it was a league item.

WyvernEgg··32 votes·3,234 views

Pick any item, weapon, or "armor" from any game and give it league stats. (its okay if its over powered but try to be a little reasonable)

For example

http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server900/mtrm4/products/361/images/726/zelda_twilight_princess_master_sword_replica__58405.1394552852.1280.1280.jpg?c=2

Master Sword (Zelda)

cost - 5500 gold

build path item 1038 + item 3802 + item 1018

60 AD 70 AP 300 mana

100% Crit chance on undead champions

Unique passive - 15 magic pen

Unique passive - Not dealing damage for 5 seconds charges a beam of light granting 400 range for your next auto attack. Charged auto attacks scale off of both your AD and AP and do magic damage rather than physical damage. (melee champions only)

edit: Don't feel restricted to items that haven't been said already. feel free to give your own takes on items that have already been said.

101 Comments

The Letter H31 votes

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/a8/Deathfire_Grasp_item.png/revision/latest?cb=20130731230043 DFG item 1058 + item 3108 + item 1052 + 680 Gold. 120 Ability power 10% CDR Unique Active - Deals 15% of target champion's maximum health in magic damage and applies the debuff, Doom. Doom amplifies all magic damage that champion takes by 20% for 4 seconds. 90 second cooldown (750 range).

#RIPDFG

WyvernEgg1 votes

If it came back it probably wouldn't have 120 AP

NazZomLord6 votes

200 minimum

Pale Pirate1 votes

over 9000 for certain

Shadòw1 votes

ty dfg

Glory ln Death20 votes

{quoted}

100% Crit chance on undead champions

This item is inherently racist against the undead. I object to its existence.

WyvernEgg5 votes

It wouldn't be the master sword if it wasn't.

Glory ln Death11 votes

UNDEAD LIVES MATTER! We won't stop until we have equality among items!

WyvernEgg4 votes

...

Legacy Hydralpha6 votes

Undead lives? Does that make sense?

Glory ln Death7 votes

AND HERE WE GO AGAIN! Always with the micro-aggressions! You know what? You and the rest of you alive bigots can take your Living Superiority and just leave! The undead are people, too!

Zhire13 votes

http://imgur.com/DAU4L3V

Cost: whatever u want Build Path: item 3070 + item 3070 + item 3070 unique passive: get me out of here

Woodakoodashooda12 votes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Mario_Kart_Blue_Shell.png

+30 Armor +300 Health +6% Movement Speed

Unique Active: Reveals the enemy champion with the highest number of kills and, after a 2 second delay, deals 10% of their maximum health to them in true damage and stuns them for 1.5 seconds. 180 Second cooldoown.

WyvernEgg4 votes

mother of god anything but the blue shell.

Sona x Rubick9 votes

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e2/Refresher_Orb_icon.png 4300 gold no stats unique active: refresh items/spells cd (180 seconds cd)

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d4/Aether_Lens_icon.png?version=d342d07dbd0ae4d3e6c0643a516075d5 2600 gold 200 mana 15 mr (was removed) 10 mana regen/5 sec 10 hp regen/5 sec unique passive:+8% more spell damage (was nerfed to 5%) unique passive:+200 more spell range (point and click spells, targeted aoe spells/skillshots. Does not affect non-point and click dashes and aoe like Galio ulti)

welcome to dota2 mages

The Letter H4 votes

Those both look and sound a little op...

Sona x Rubick1 votes

refresher isn't op, it takes 400 mana to be activated but in league items don't cost mana, in dota2 you don't have a lot of mana like in league.

and yeah, aether's lens is built 10/10 on mages, and league players still complained about mages not having scalling

then ice-frog introduced AP in dota2 and made mages scale.

Glory ln Death13 votes

So, if you buy 2 refreshers, will each refresher refresh the other refresher's cooldown so you can refresh the refresher to refreshingly refresh once again?

Sona x Rubick3 votes

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BLACK REALM GOD2 votes

that's usually what my builds look like in urf. i do pretty well.

edit

although sometimes i like to opt for a Zilean to help with movement speed and cooldown reduction.

Pale Pirate1 votes

Refreception. c:

Dïo Brandö1 votes

Sadly, it doesn't work like that. Refresher Orb cooldowns are linked.

Bladerunner77773 votes

Dota 2 and LoL have different design philosophies so a lot of items/champions couldn't exist in eachother's games

Catastrop3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sona x Rubick,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=b3LwkVMR,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-09-11T18:09:16.386+0000)

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d4/Aether_Lens_icon.png?version=d342d07dbd0ae4d3e6c0643a516075d5 2600 gold 40 mr 10 mana regen/5 sec 10 hp regen/5 sec unique passive:+8% more spell damage unique passive:+200 more spell range

welcome to dota2 mages

Ugh, if this item were actually in League, I'd be a very happy mage main.

aLawfulFalafel3 votes

would you though, this item would have to be built 100% of the time or you couldnt compete with the other laner and even then its a race to that one item and since its a MUST you effectively only have 5 slots to build with as this item isnt a build, its a MUST, no option gotta do it, and we all know that brings unhealthy gameplay

i mean, in an RGM this would be neat, and i would actually want this item, but when i think of its long term effects, i'd rather not, not having this makes me as happy as not having DFG which i spammed the flock out of since well... DFG man XD but unhealthy is unhealthy and it def wouldn't actually be the same item since LoLs formulas are different than Dotas even when similar or even if a formula is "exact" there are other variables which will force it to work differently than it would in Dota

EDIT: just remembered i'm in memes and games [zombie-brand-facepalm]

i will leave this here, but yeah oops XD

Catastrop3 votes

Well, I play Lissandra so yeah I would. Seriously, Liss' W and R would be so much fun to use with this thing. Although, I'm not unaware of how this could bite me in the ass considering other mages have access to it. I'd love to see this in an RGM actually, it'd be the perfect environment and it wouldn't be a balance mess, because it's an RGM, so who cares.

It's no worries, I once went to town about political affairs in a group chat meant to organize my class's prom, so I kind of know how you feel.

doiminat0r36001 votes

Damage creep OP

NazZomLord8 votes

Chainsaw Blade Warhammer 40k http://www.larping.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/403515.png 250 Hp 45 AD Unique Passive- Grievous Wounds. Unique Active- Additional 45 AD, 60 Movement Speed, bleed effect that lasts 6 seconds dealing 50 +.5 Total AD per second.

WyvernEgg1 votes

Interesting... What would the build path be?

NazZomLord2 votes

item 1038 item 3123 item 1036item 1028

Tychusfindlay9191 votes

{quoted}

Chainsaw Blade Warhammer 40k http://www.larping.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/403515.png 250 Hp 45 AD Unique Passive- Grievous Wounds. Unique Active- Additional 45 AD, 60 Movement Speed, bleed effect that lasts 6 seconds dealing 50 +.5 Total AD per second.

Considering how busted warhammer 40k gear is...

+1000000 AD +1000000 AP +1000% lifesteal

Unique Passive: Emperor of Mankind's blessing

Warhammer 40k is full of OP ass crap like space marines surviving nukes n stuff like its nothing, so sit back with this item and enjoy the stats it gives. +10000% to all of your base stats.

NazZomLord1 votes

I just imagine a Darius with this item...

Diananmen Square3 votes

Or anything with a large AoE really. Use it once, get a Pentakill.

Irasia Shio2 votes

Attach 100% CDR to it Fuck Karthus. Press R continuously so the enemy can't even get their zhonyas feelsbadman

EvilUnicornLord7 votes

Vorpal Sword Cost 7000 G Build Path: item 1038 + item 1038 + item 1038 + item 1038 + item 1038 + 500 G

+200 AD

UNIQUE PASSIVE: With each basic attack, there is a 5% chance of dealing an extra 9,999 true damage to the target.

Seraphize6 votes

item 3056 Ohmwrecker

Cost: 2650 (650) +300 Health +50 Armor +150% Base Health Regen +10% Cooldown Reduction

UNIQUE Active: Prevents nearby enemy turrets from attacking for 3 seconds (120 second cooldown). This effect cannot be used against the same turret more than once every 8 seconds.

Sherogarth5 votes

did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]? http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af332/Alkariender/MMOs/ThunderfuryBlessedBladeoftheWindseeker.png

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] 50 AD 25% crit chance 25 magic resist Unique passive - Windseeker - Every 8s your next basic attack will summon powerful lightning from sky after 0.5s delay at your last target location. It deals tones of damage in large aoe to all enemy champions and lowers thier magic resist by 20 and attack speed by 30%. Unique passive - The Barrens Chat - [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] can be pinged from your inventory or shop to show everyone in this game what [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] is. Ability to show [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] cant be muted. Clicking on pinged [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] will pop up [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]'s tooltip that takes half of your screen space regardless of your resolution.

Ryuyah3 votes

http://www.legion34.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Youmu-1.jpg (the sword)

+60 AD +10 CDR Unique: +20 Armor Penetration Unique Active: Gives your champion 20% movement speed and 40% attack speed for 6 seconds (45 second cooldown)

Ralanr2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/p4FnKiU.png

Hook of the Pig Cost: 2100 gold 300 health 30 AD

Active: Throw out a hook (the same length as Blitzcrank and Thresh) that hooks the first enemy Champion hit, deals 100 (+60% total AD) attack damage and pulls them directly in front of you (basically like Blitzcrank's hook). CD: 60 seconds.

I'm not great at making items.

kile1471 votes

Or with the latest patch, it hooks them, teleports them 50 yards in a odd direction, then pulls them towards you and places them in a random location near your body.

Ralanr1 votes

Yeah...those moments suck cause they get away easier.

Ruin Lance2 votes

Cool Shades

Cost: 420(+1600) gold

Build path: item 2049 item 2049

Passive: Makes you extremely cool. People will think twice before fucking with you.

Pale Pirate2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/WIWA5sA.jpg

The deathly hallows.

Recipe: item 1026 + item 3010 + item 1057 + 2400 + Die once.

60 Ability Power 350 Health 500 Mana 60 Magic resistance

Unique Passive: Elder Wand: You have acquired the strongest wand in existence. All the magic damage you deal is increased by 15%. Unless it has killed you during the game, in which case you deal 15% less damage until you participate in his death, because harry potter wand ownership nonsense.

Unique active: Cloak of Invisibility: You become fully invisible for 30 seconds. Only magic based stealth detection creations can reveal you. Cooldown: 300 seconds.

Unique Active: Resurrection stone: Use it on an ally to revive him immediately. Unless if he didn't want to be revived, in which case he instantly ragequits and you die of guilt.

Gibberwatt1 votes

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/realmofthemadgod/images/c/c5/Doom_bow.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130503164635

Focus Limbs Cost: 2500

75% crit

Unique passive: Resolute thought: reduces total attack speed by 50%. Doubles ad. Unique Passive: Force of Will: reduces move speed by 50. Increases tenacity by 99%

Also: https://showmerockhounds.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/carnelian-eye-agate.jpg?w=300

Dragon heart-stone Cost: 3700

Increases total armor/mr by 75%

(we need a super-expensive tank item to go with item 3078 item 3089 )

Irasia Shio2 votes

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to boost by 25% in that case? (Mirrors Rabadon)

kile1471 votes

I like the tanky keystone item, but I feel like if it's going to give multiplicative stats that it should be +%HP.

The other idea that I'd like to see is an item that gives some form of hard cc. Channelled suppress seems the least abuseable by other classes.

Ryuyah1 votes

Holy shit a doom bow nice

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