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Mama Soraka3/19/2016, 4:48:33 PM23 votes

This is how I've been playing Soraka lately. I start each match by welcoming bot lane to the Runeterra Daycare center for special ADCs and then proceed to spend the whole game talking like everyone else is a child. Sometimes you get a salty blitzcrank who trash talks his team because they play along with me and sometimes you get an enemy Darius that plays along with your Draven and makes jokes about how their mom is going to be mad.

Since most of the ADCs I support against have guns in some form I get to make a "you'll put your eye out, kid" joke after we go all in and kill the enemy carry. If an enemy or ally is doing well at securing kills I tell them to try not to play rough with the other children. And when the enemy support inevitably gets tilted and tries to attack me instead of my carry I tell them "Naughty children don't get snacks today"

Its so much fun. Make sure to end every match with "It doesn't matter what grade you got, you're all A+ students to me" while your S+ is still fresh in their minds.

Soraka Soraka is life

Blue Moon Wolf3/19/2016, 11:14:55 AM23 votes

Braum: okay kids, if you want red buffs you will be on your best- Varus, vayne, leave kog'maw alone! Jinx and Cait play nice- GRAVES, GIVE LUCIAN BACK HIS ICE CREAM! DON'T YOU RUN OFF EZ! TRIST AND MF, GET DOWN HERE NOW! GAH... hold on ashe, I'm trying to... WHERE THE F**K IS CORKI ?!

Swaid3/19/2016, 2:45:57 PM13 votes

Malzahar "No one believes in my ADC potential..." Braum "Braum believes in you...Now, lets get you changed."

Trash MammaI3/19/2016, 7:23:20 AM12 votes

I like how MF gets her arcade skin but nobody else gets one of theirs

RedBlud3/19/2016, 7:31:56 AM10 votes

Was about to ask why Sokka from avatar was there.. then it hit me. its lucian

esmelar3/19/2016, 2:17:21 PM6 votes

Kid Graves should have a moustache

Universal Boop3/20/2016, 1:42:57 AM4 votes

Lucian looks like Sokka from The Last Airbender

Fefnil3/19/2016, 2:22:50 PM4 votes

Tristana didn't change a bit.

UnderscorBunnies3/19/2016, 4:50:25 PM4 votes

I'm kinda sad that it doesn't have ALL the adc's

:c

Draven Jayce Jhin Kalista Kennen Kindred Quinn Twitch

Only Play Darius3/19/2016, 6:40:48 PM4 votes

Urgot Quinn Kalista Jhin Draven Twitch item 3070

Troll for Trump3/20/2016, 6:21:34 AM2 votes

No Draven Kalista Jhin Quinn

But imagine Quinn with a baby bird, and a mini Jhin next to a Canvas full of messy red handprints.

Solari Fortune3/19/2016, 6:24:04 PM2 votes

Sivir x Ezreal ?

Joe Mana3/19/2016, 2:09:17 PM2 votes

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Mannysmoker3/20/2016, 2:13:46 PM2 votes

Jhin cries...

Grimztaa3/19/2016, 3:57:11 PM1 votes

wait... Taric should be holding hands with Ezreal ......

SexySoapTurtle3/19/2016, 7:18:24 AM1 votes

I think you missed an M in your title.