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If your main was a 1980s cartoon Villain what would their ultimate evil plan look like?

RaptorKarr·9/12/2016, 7:00:04 AM·6 votes·1,300 views

http://i.imgur.com/eALdJMz.png

You Veigar mains must have thought about this before, I mean Veigar is basically a 1980s cartoon villain.

: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! This plan is perfect Under the cover of darkness I will enter Demacian and steal all of their chocolate, and while those foolish guardsmen are busy looking for all of the choclate that I have stolen and tucked away in a secret place they will never think of looking I will enter the castle and kidnap the dragon princess ( duh) and she will be mine forever!!!

: Why would you laugh at the start of your plan revel?

: Wh-whats wrong with that!?

: Well I mean it just seems to take out all of the suspense that's all.

: Bah!

: And if that secret place is Lux's bedroom you may want to get a new one.

: F-Fool! Of coarse it's not her room! Any fool would know to check there first! Note to self find new secret place of secretness >.>

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Busty Demoness9/12/2016, 8:33:26 AM4 votes

MF discussing her plans to abduct the tech to make all women so busty they're guaranteed back pain.

MissFortune So we go in guns blazing and do what we need to do. Caitlyn That's not much of a plan. I don't care, I like it. I always shoot first. Do you ask questions while shooting? No, they're usually dead and everyone else who is alive has their ears ringing. Caitlyn How did I get dragged into this again? Jinx FLAT IS JUSTICE! MissFortune That's why.

MavenSong9/12/2016, 7:06:27 AM3 votes

Sona

Make a giant ass speaker
Climb to mount everest
Play music on said speaker and Control the world via Music
Idk, Profit?

I have no clue why she'd do this anyways. Probably for Shits & Giggles.

Fondling Gems9/12/2016, 7:48:16 AM2 votes

Taric: The great Ezreal panty heist of 1985.

I would proceed to tell a long story but it is past midnight and Riot removes 18+ stuff from the boards. Suffice to say Taric went past panties and stole Ezreal's sapphire.

I applaud those who know old Taric's lines well enough to get the joke.

TouchFluffyTaìl9/12/2016, 9:23:33 AM2 votes

Do this to every kid's lunch. http://65.media.tumblr.com/2627a94acc3b67b4c75f23bb25e7f179/tumblr_nwqi2nVe2t1tof9kfo1_500.png

RcGjWO640w9/12/2016, 7:10:23 AM2 votes

Azir "Soon... the mind control toxin will be spread through the sands of kitty litter around the world by my potent magic! There will no longer be any catfolk to topple the greatest empire to have ever lived! Say goodbye to your precious feline friends, Nidalee! The birds shall take to the skies and rule this world once more!"

SSJTribe9/12/2016, 5:14:35 PM2 votes

Velkoz : Steal all the library books, learn everything! http://i.imgur.com/JZwsp4N.gif

Woodakoodashooda9/12/2016, 9:21:00 AM1 votes

MonkeyKing : Once I've perfected the ultimate technique, I will use it to lay waste to my master and all of my rivals so that I alone remain as the single greatest fighter in all of existence!

Zed : Ummm....that's kind of my thing.

MonkeyKing : Shut up, Shredder, go fight a turtle or something.

Zed : What did you call me?! And why would I fight a turtle?

Rammus : ...

YOU LOST LMAO9/12/2016, 7:19:13 AM1 votes

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JayHog19929/12/2016, 9:33:07 AM1 votes

Teemo Alright, I have no idea where am I going with this, but I was asked to act mean, so how about we just steal a train filled with chocolate?

Kennen That's the stupidest thing I have ever...

Gnar CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!! Bashes out of the room, making a hole.

Teemo ...

Kennen ...

Veigar Captain underpants, how about you leave the evil plants for the TRUE evil yordle?

Teemo Fair enough.

Lulus SnuggleBun9/12/2016, 3:56:55 PM1 votes

Lulu All the cupcakes in the world shall be mine!

Thunderspam9/12/2016, 4:01:59 PM1 votes

Jhin : I dont know what where doing but were doing it four times...

Kokiri Star9/12/2016, 4:04:15 PM1 votes

Poppy Find the hero and take over the wooorld wehehe

Blue Moon Wolf9/13/2016, 10:30:19 AM1 votes

MonkeyKing : My plan is foolproof minion. No one will stop my diabolical plan to destroy all the major factions. MUAHAHAHA!

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : So what's your plan?

MonkeyKing : I will make my staff grow so big, that it will CRUSH the major cities with it's sheer weight. It's GENIUS!

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_small_zpsnsjj9kxv.png : ... Were you watching Lalala Demacia?

MonkeyKing : NO.... Maybe >.>

macromite9/12/2016, 5:37:26 PM1 votes

I'm going to punch people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Caitlyn you realise we are the police, right? ... Yeah...

Asudurga9/12/2016, 8:22:21 AM1 votes

Darius I will create a giant basketball orbiting the earth to dunk the ocean, which coincidentally has a giant hoop already built for reentry! After the seas are all washed up, I will finally get that cursed Super Galaxy Fizz and his secret underwater base!