Aatrox documentary

Some League of Legends players speak of a winged creature that roams Summoner's Rift, usually feeding their asses off. Experts call him... Aatrox.

Aatrox is a shitty, useless waste of a champion which few lucky summoners were able to catch a glimpse of. We were proud to question a jungle main who claims to have seen Aatrox once in early Season 4. "It was like... beautiful and disgusting at the same time", says jungle main Eric Johnson. "He was trying to be useful but it was like... he couldn't."

We asked our professional artists to draw what Eric described to us and we came up with this: http://pre04.deviantart.net/12be/th/pre/i/2013/310/6/f/aatrox_concept_art_thingie_by_steamrider5-d6tavyf.jpg

Fortunately for us, we had a team of scientists to dig through Riot's code in order to find any sign of this "Aatrox " thing. However, their results were inconclusive. "There was too much spaghetti to dig through", chief computer scientist Derek Goldberg stated. "However, we did find this picture which is seems to be depicted as a sword similar to the one which Eric spoke of." https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d1/fd/fe/d1fdfedc843486fb930d0bbc658316c5.jpg

Could this be a coincidence? We couldn't stop there. We had to dig deeper.

Our team contacted a witness who encountered and was attacked by Aatrox. He was a support main and asked us to keep him anonymous. When we asked him to describe his encounter, he replied, stiffling through tears: "I was playing my main champ, Nami, and snif my innocent Twitch who I'd worked so hard on to get to late game was once alive and well... and then this winged vampire thing dove from the sky, knocking me up. It's so fuzzy... but I think when I got up from the ground he was somehow almost losing the fight. Unfortunately, before I could react and press r snif... my adc was killed. I had to run, you couldn't blame me. A useless Nami against this thing which I had never seen before, what did you expect me to do???"

We believed that this man truly did see Aatrox, however his story was unhelpful to us so we shot him and he fell to the floor dead.

We consulted those who know League of Legends best, the pros. We asked Doublelift and he said* "I'm not sure what you're talking about, dude. Maybe you saw Morgana or Kayle or something... I honestly wouldn't put so much time into it I've been playing League for years and I've never seen Aatrox before."

We were angered by Doublelifts's reply, but not angered enough to stop our research. We spent many hours of many weeks of many months spectating games, and we were astonished.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DLoef-7l6t0/maxresdefault.jpg

It's very hard to see, but if you look in the top right corner of this picture, you can see what we believe to be "Aatrox". This evidence was ground breaking and we are almost certain that Aatrox must be real.

In conclusion, the Aatrox "myth" is probably no myth.

*but we never actually did do this nor did he say this plz don't sue