I don't know why but I think this guy would be cute
the only trouble is punishing him since he can get out of anything, but would be a fun guy to be with
I'm having to buy more food than usual but it'll be worth it considering I will have a 6 stack Cho'gath to defend me
- look at that face, he would be all kinds of adorable.
- sure the rage thing would cause some issues, but it should be fine as long as i don't hit him or let him hit anything. Best part would be cheap home protection.
- There is a fun game where you bounce a baby on your knee for a bit then quickly hand it off to someone else before they throw up. now imagine doing that with Kog and someone you hate next to you >:D
- Who wouldn't want to be known as the father of the master of metal. that essentially makes me the grand master of metal.
I know who I WOULDN'T want to raise.
<----- This little bitch right here.
Would be awesome at hide and seek, although in a rebellious phase his shrooms would be annoying.
Now, this would probably lead to a lot of trouble. But could be really, really funny early. "Boom, Boom, Boom! Haha, bored now. Zzzzzzz"
Ah, Sona. The music would be wonderful to listen to, and although conversation might be difficult, it could work.
Affordable Fluffball. Need I say more?
and 
, between the two of them I'd not have to worry about them. Soraka would be gullible but if she ever did get to far in, there would be a great little bloodbath for justice. (and a slap on the wrist for an over-zealous angel)
kitty
no need for car
milk
I can dress him up as a penguin
nightmares for my enemies
Viktor that man could make me anything in seconds
