Youre right about one thing

I do need buffs to bruisers and juggernauts. Wanna know why? I have a dream. That one day, every person in this lane will control their OWN laning phase. A lane of the TRULY free, dammit. A lane of ACTION, not farming under turret. Ruled by SKILL, not tanks. Where the mage is afraid of the bruiser, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the top laners! Where every jax is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick tank top laners and chicken-shit kennens. Fuck this 24/7 spew of getting countered and and still getting camped. Fuck "but I died to Jax as an adc". Fuck the riot balance team! Fuck all of it! Top lane is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new top lane will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make top lane GREAT AGAIN!