She found out there is no more cheese in the fridge.
"It's been two months and Shenpai hasn't noticed me yet? I even tried to charm him... why won't he notice me?"
MEANWHILE
"I think I'll take that one again." 
After constant battling between the MordexSona and AhrixSona camps, Mordekaiser, Ahri and Sona agreed to a meeting to settle the dispute, which ended up as a Pentakill mash up with Popstar Ahri.
Ahri is now recouping the results of an insane night of... debate with Mordekaiser and Sona.
19/0/5
approaches
She didn't praise the sun enough
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/4cf_zpsnuxc5qvk.jpg
It's been a short while since she was featured in anything and is due to show up at some point. She's nervous that Riot still doesn't know what she looks like since her appearance is constantly changing and never looks like how she's supposed to:
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/images/2012/july/Ahri_splash_0.jpg
THERE WILL BE NO MORE SHIPPING FROM YOU
http://joj.5pots.com/img/Pentakill.jpg
from the journal of justice itself. eat it
She is on a bad trip, that is why she is stroking the furry wall
(I don't know how you guys add the gifs, Some one hook me up with Russel Brand to Finish the joke pls!)
She saw Ryze's new dick
Because wu is gonna plow but she's a virgin?
she saw ryze rework