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Riven and Shyvana are enjoying a peaceful night out.
Though some champions are rather curious what would you and or your main think of said situation (or back-up main if your main is RIven/Shyvana :P), if they happened to see this. (Bonus points if you make it a story :3)
best comment get's a mystery skin :3
what's a date?
is that a new champ?
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What..?
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WHAT?!
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STOP JUDGING US, OK? WE JUST WANT A NICE NIGHT TOGETHER!
You realize she cant talk... she's mute.
Wha..? Oh... Uhhh. Sorry...
Facepalm
Oh hey, Sona, our table is ready... Oh hai! waves
waves awkwardly
Drags away
What a strange couple...
That filthy Noxian scum has corrupted Lady Shyvana! We must inform Prince Jarvan at once!
Garen no! She is.... undercover? Yeah that's it. She is undercover trying to infiltrate the Noxus.
So I can't smite them with the Holy Light of DEMACIA?
No Garen. You don't have to smite someone with the "Holy Light of Demacia" everytime we go out.
Careful sister. That sounds like something a villain might say...
: I wonder if they will let us join them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that shyvauni weirdo is gonna get PISSED lol
Silently not giving a fuck
"So, uhh...how about that weather?"
Master! Stop spying on these women! You said you'd show me a new technique tonight!
Yes, but I never said when tonight! perverted smile forms
: It's so nice having a night out finally. Trying to find my true self and the old beliefs of Noxus is tiring. You have no idea how hard it is to say "Excuse me sir have you heard about the old beliefs of Noxus before?" without a knife brandished in your face.
: Demacia isn't so dandy either. You have no idea how much they yell Demacia in the Royal Palace.
Meanwhile in a table across the rock from them
: Excuse me, Mr. Yasuo. Since I am a robot Beep Boop I do not get what Riven and Shyvanna are doing.
: Well they are having a night out and enjoying themselves.
: Oh but aren't you mad?
: Why would I be?
: Well didn't Riven kill your master, make you banished from Ionia and then made you hated among friends and family and then made you kill your younger brother? And now she's enjoying a night out enjoying love while you're sitting here drinking alcohol with a Robot and is rejected by everyone and any connections you have are severed because once again Noxus ruined your life?
:................
: Ummm beep.
:..........no......and where the hell did you get all that info from?
: I read the lore
: People still read that? But it updates every-ah whatever the point is no. I have suspicions but seeing her like this makes me doubt, even if it's just a little.
Oh. But still why are you drinking alcohol with a robot beep Boop
:Because I'm lonely and hated by everyone so shut up and get drunk with me.
: But I can't get drunk.
: Too late I am. Collapses
: Humans are strange.
: QQ.
: Do not worry my prince, I shall smite the Noxian scum with the might of Demacia! Drags Jarvan with him to confront them. You must earn your lady back! Luxanne stay with our guest!
: But--
: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Gulps
Imagine if she had a real weapon.
, 
, and me walk past.
: Balance above all else, and they screw it up.
Me: Meh, just leave em alone. What can you expect from a dragon, and a deserter.
: They don't have beards... Why don't they have beards?
: They are women, not men. Women do not grow beards.
: But there is men in women, they should have a large girth, and long beards if they are so good.
Me: Olaf, not everyone is as worthy as you.
: That is true, so they are unworthy?
: Let's return to the matter of balance. Two females dating is not balanced.
Me: Umm.... Kassadin, how do you know it is a date?
: ...........you are null, and void
: Void man is right, 'balance' must be restored. Lets go on a date with them.
Me: Olaf, I am pretty sure they would not appreciate that.
: Silence! Olaf has an excellent idea for preserving balance.
: I'm going
Me: Shrinks back in the shadows.
and walk over to interrupt the date of Shyvana and Riven.
NOXUS, simply put, to busy fighting garen
i think he just wants souls
I really want to visit Diana right now...
