A picture is worth 1000 words...

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I'm dead so I'm going to spam "defend" on the tower you are currently standing next to and actively trying to defend.

WTF ARE YOU DOING GUARD THE TOWER http://www.team-dignitas.net/uploads/tinymce/images/turret_transparent.png bitch i am the tower

That's worth 3 words (or 4 if you count the contraction). "You're an idiot"

"Because you're most certainly in a position to take him/her/it on!"

"What? You died to said assassin? Better spam ? pings all over your dead body!"

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/4/4b/VegetaItsOver9000-02.png/revision/latest?cb=20100724145819

If a picard is worth 1000 words, then a video is worth the number of frames times 1000

kill it with fire - 4 words

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There are 4 pings.

1. "WTF are you doing?"

2. "You just saw their entire team enter that brush, don't face check it."

3. "Help me take Baron Nashor, it's 45 minutes and the enemy team is dead why are you taking their Gromp."

4. "Don't run into their team without me, I'm the only one with kills and half of our team belongs in a Zoo."

1. Doesn't exist. I've checked.
2. That's a simple Alt Click.
3. Assist Me Ping from the wheel, south quad
4. That's a chat message. There's no ping for that.