Why is Void Staff the best item on Vel'Koz?

Busty Demoness·Aug 15, 2016·112 votes·2,999 views

Because tentacles scale best with penetration.

37 Comments

ActivatingEMPAug 15, 201622 votes

I'm a simple man- I see a velkoz joke, I give an upvote

EvewynnAug 15, 201627 votes

I'm a simple man. I see a simple man joke, I upvote.

MelledoneusAug 15, 201611 votes

I'm a simple man. I see a combo starting, I get it going.

Also, I upvote.

TheSequelsRBadAug 15, 201619 votes

I am a complicated man, I downvoted all of you for no particular reason.

MelledoneusAug 15, 201611 votes

I am a less complicated man. Thus, I am simple.

Velzard of KozAug 15, 20168 votes

I identify as simple man. I see a post, I am triggered.

KillstradoAug 15, 201614 votes

I'm a lazy ma...

MelledoneusAug 15, 20165 votes

I am an overachieving man. I overachieve with my posts. In that lone fact, I find simplicity. Thus, I am a a simple man.

R2D20Aug 15, 20166 votes

I am man, therefore I am privileged.

MelledoneusAug 15, 20166 votes

Did you just assume your gender? I am triggered, and being triggered is simple, so thus I am simple. Making me a simple man.

Legacy HydralphaAug 15, 20165 votes

I'm a scat man.

Velzard of KozAug 15, 20162 votes

Sum ergo cogito. I'm, thus I think. #internetlatinrulez

Sir YuckoAug 15, 20162 votes

i... oomun...

PsybicilinAug 16, 20162 votes

I am a vegan

Velzard of KozAug 16, 20161 votes

{quoted}

I am a vegan

We can tell from your icon.

PS: We reached the point in discussion where we must quote to know who replies to whom.

R2D20Aug 17, 20161 votes

{quoted}

We can tell from your icon.

PS: We reached the point in discussion where we must quote to know who replies to whom.

I DO CROSSFIT AND AM VEGAN AND DON'T KNOW WHERE CAPS LOCK IS THEREFORE I AM OLD

Jungle Lux GodAug 15, 20163 votes

I'm a dyslexia with man.

LA LostyAug 15, 201617 votes

And here i was thinking it had something to do with the "Void" part...

DG WildAug 15, 20167 votes

The true secret on playing Illaoi has been revealed... Full penetration.

Busty DemonessAug 15, 20162 votes

The difference between Illaoi and Vel'Koz is that those tentacles aren't actually hers.

Velzard of KozAug 15, 20163 votes

I have this theory that these are actually Vel'Koz's tentacles and he's just making fun of Illaoi. Like: ,,For love of seventh death star, that woman actually believes she invokes some god. This is hillarious. Far better than destroying worlds or studying. Fck my Master Degree in Desintegration Sciences, this is my new life now!"