Yasuo's reaction to his nerfs on the PBE

IPromiseTomorrow··29 votes·2,625 views
8/29 PBE Update

Dear Yasuo

Due to immense League of legends Community demand we, Riot Games TM, have nerfs coming your way for your bruiser build, which was frequently used in top lane. We Riot Games TM apologize for nerfing you. But don't worry we will soften the blow a bit! CertainlyT sends his regards, you will receive a free $1,001 debit card for your troubles.                                                                                        We are Sorry                                                                       ~Riot Games

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fw2vKtuR9yk/hqdefault.jpg Yasuo Slams the ground in frustration Damn it, why!... I have wandered for 3 years lonely... Yone... My-My respect dwindles like the falling leaves in winter... I've yet to make the truth be known... And your body was the piece I sacrificed for my innocence!...

Yasuo Drinks his favorite sake. Finds it empty after one sip.  Argh!... No time for hangovers!... I have something to do... Wait this letter has something on the back!

Dear Windman,

Phreak here. CertainlyT wanted to send this to you in secret. CertainlyT sends his regards. Hope you like the debit card,  I put some money in it to.

Dear Yasuo

"Hey there Yasuo hold on to yourself you've come a long way! If you're reading this then you've seen the news right about now. BUT DON'T FRET! Daddy's got ya!"

"In spite of Riot having your bruiser build nerfed I made sure they wouldn't touch your very essence! The samurai in yourself has been given a good base attackspeed increase. I know right only attack speed? But I'm sure it's all you need! After all you have done the impossible with so little."

                                                                     You're the best!                                                                          ^-^CertainlyT

Yasuo Daddy?... ok, T... and you to,  Phreak... folds the letter and picks himself up. Head high up like a samurai ready for battle.  No more running... The plan is.... I will obtain and reveal the truth! unsheathes his sword...  I will acquire grace! slashes at the leafy ground ** I will not die dishonored!** the leaves pick up and permeate the space around him,  like confetti.

Yasuo  Smiles, for once.

 ☆                                    ●●●●                                    ☆

 Author's notes: So this is the first time I made stiff like this. I made it as a joke cause I had it on my mind. Please tell me if you like it! Also if there are any grammar mistakes or spelling mistakes. Also the people that I mentioned I don't know them personally. Please understand that I did this as a joke! I don't want any trouble! Anyways...

Yasuo main out!

30 Comments

IPromiseTomorrow6 votes

looks at the comments *one tear fell

Yep hard my hard work paid off.

*stabs the onions *stab *stab *stab http://31.media.tumblr.com/6bad8a13a9b5b85a02a83fdc4e021697/tumblr_nb2aneCaud1tts3f4o1_500.gif

Savantis3 votes

I enjoyed the light reading compared to what i find on roleplay and SAS, I would like to see more of that from you. [slayer-jinx-wink]

IPromiseTomorrow1 votes

Ty so much! <3

Aatrox Mid 1v53 votes

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MXjwTiNCh9Y/T7DuAonjP-I/AAAAAAAABK0/ZbId5wAzqWk/s320/darth-vader-didnt-read.gif

i laughed to that more than i probably should have...

Ackelope2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/EtYq65v.gif?noredirect

I've always wanted to use this... And it doesn't want to load properly.

hoes and bows1 votes

Try adding ?noredirect to it, it usually fixes imgur links

Ackelope2 votes

It seemed to work, though it is unfortunately small. Thanks for the advice, by the way!

Lord Galvatron2 votes

wtf is this XD

Chatillon5 votes

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche was a Prussian philosopher, cultural critic, poet, philologist, Latin, and Greek scholar, who coined the saying "if you cannot live with pride, you must die with it". So when he pops out of his pokeball, instead of making a grainy cry like most pokemon, he says one of his famous quotes, and as a result, voltorb becomes depressed and responds to the quote with the only thing that makes sense.

It's fuckin dark

Have another pokemon meme https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d6/75/84/d67584d47a574c08dabca5e3fffb8142.jpg

Lord Galvatron2 votes

I think what really made the meme was the pokemon's face. That's priceless.

Aeszarck5 votes

That was actually pretty cool. Nice job!

If you want grammar corrections,

"...Riot Games TM**, have" "...build,** which..." "...worry we will..." "innocence" "unsheathes his sword"

IPromiseTomorrow1 votes

Fixing! Ty

Hmm I can't find the "worry we will". Oh nvm found it!

GULAG 4 U3 votes

well atleast tanksuo is no longer freelo : D

aítch3 votes

S-s-s-senpai it's cold here why did you send me to the Freljord without a jacket ;-;.

IPromiseTomorrow2 votes

Yasuo pets her head lightly and smiles Little Sparrow, remember when things get tough. You'd always look back on why you're doing it in the first place. That's how you'll achieve your goal... (Now, where did I put her jacket?.... And why did she call me senpai?...)

DREADN0UGHT2 votes

Dear Windman

Finn what have you done..

ChaosThief2 votes

Whoa hold up.

Someone actually suggested that ult change on the gameplay boards.

I NOW SEE THEY DO LOOK AT THESE BOARDS, WOOOOO

R FLASH XD1 votes

Bruiser Yasuo nerfed.AP Yasuo new meta Kappa

Gentleman Yasuo1 votes

they wernt even big nerfs its just for tank yasuo

Pierce The Veal1 votes

Is this a hidden complaint about yasuo gaining 0.012 base attack speed? Literally only gaining 1.2 hundreths of an attack per second.

Gameplay's leaking over to maymayland. Mayday maymay!

IPromiseTomorrow1 votes

Nope not a hidden complaint. I like the small attack speed increase.

Pierce The Veal1 votes

{quoted}

Nope not a hidden complaint. I like the small attack speed increase.

Not that it makes any difference, but yeah.

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