Yasuo's reaction to his nerfs on the PBE

Dear

Due to immense League of legends Community demand we, Riot Games TM, have nerfs coming your way for your bruiser build, which was frequently used in top lane. We Riot Games TM apologize for nerfing you. But don't worry we will soften the blow a bit! CertainlyT sends his regards, you will receive a free $1,001 debit card for your troubles.                                                                                        We are Sorry                                                                       ~Riot Games

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fw2vKtuR9yk/hqdefault.jpg Slams the ground in frustration Damn it, why!... I have wandered for 3 years lonely... Yone... My-My respect dwindles like the falling leaves in winter... I've yet to make the truth be known... And your body was the piece I sacrificed for my innocence!...

Drinks his favorite sake. Finds it empty after one sip.  Argh!... No time for hangovers!... I have something to do... Wait this letter has something on the back!

Dear Windman,

Phreak here. CertainlyT wanted to send this to you in secret. CertainlyT sends his regards. Hope you like the debit card,  I put some money in it to.

Dear

"Hey there Yasuo hold on to yourself you've come a long way! If you're reading this then you've seen the news right about now. BUT DON'T FRET! Daddy's got ya!"

"In spite of Riot having your bruiser build nerfed I made sure they wouldn't touch your very essence! The samurai in yourself has been given a good base attackspeed increase. I know right only attack speed? But I'm sure it's all you need! After all you have done the impossible with so little."

                                                                     You're the best!                                                                          ^-^CertainlyT

Daddy?... ok, T... and you to,  Phreak... folds the letter and picks himself up. Head high up like a samurai ready for battle.  No more running... The plan is.... I will obtain and reveal the truth! unsheathes his sword...  I will acquire grace! slashes at the leafy ground ** I will not die dishonored!** the leaves pick up and permeate the space around him,  like confetti.

  Smiles, for once.

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 Author's notes: So this is the first time I made stiff like this. I made it as a joke cause I had it on my mind. Please tell me if you like it! Also if there are any grammar mistakes or spelling mistakes. Also the people that I mentioned I don't know them personally. Please understand that I did this as a joke! I don't want any trouble! Anyways...

Yasuo main out!