Kha'Zix vs Quinn

WyvernEgg·Jul 30, 2016·56 votes·2,206 views

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20 Comments

DrugothJul 30, 201634 votes

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Hollow MiraclesJul 30, 20168 votes

Then you read the Pokedex entry about Magikarp and learn that, if they live long enough, they can jump over mountains.

Fucking MOUNTAINS.

WyvernEggJul 30, 20163 votes

Yeah but jumping still isn't flying.

Palutena backs me up on this... Are you really gonna argue with the goddess of light?

Hollow MiraclesJul 31, 20162 votes

Google defines "flying" as "moving or able to move through the air with wings." If it can jump a mountain then it's certainly moving through the air....and I'm sure their little fins could be used as wings (if they tried hard enough).

And call me a heretic 'cause I don't care who you've got backing you up. P.S. Why is the goddess of light helping you argue about fish jumping over mountains, exactly?

WyvernEggJul 31, 20161 votes

Why cant I make a reference to something without people getting all serious?

Hollow MiraclesJul 31, 20161 votes

Typically that would require the person in question to understand the reference, but I might as well live under a rock. So it just kinda did this

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WyvernEggJul 31, 20161 votes

i mean... you don't play smash 4?

Hollow MiraclesAug 1, 20161 votes

When you're as bad as I am at Smash (and really any fighting games), you tend to avoid them like the plague.

But hey, I know who Palutena is. I just didn't get how she tied into fish and mountains.

WyvernEggAug 1, 20161 votes

Pit can't fly, but in smash he can jump a few times in mid air so it looks like flying. Pit tries to say that his jumps is him flying a little bit. Palutena disagrees with him saying that its just jumping.

Now you know~

Hollow MiraclesAug 2, 20161 votes

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Hmm. Now I want to play some smash...but it'll just be depressing when I lose. Time to beat the crap out of some low-level CPUs!

NeameanJul 31, 20164 votes

yea Fizz can jump over Malphite.

Hollow MiraclesJul 31, 20162 votes

I would insert a relevant gif detailing the violent explosion my mind just experienced but I'm about as tech-savvy as a 90 year-old who's both deaf AND blind. So yeah...just....mind blown.

NeameanJul 31, 20161 votes

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how I did this

Google Mindblown gif
find the gif I want
Right click on gif
select "copy image address"(this is for chrome might be different for other browser)
paste it onto the boards/comment section

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Hollow MiraclesJul 31, 20161 votes

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NeameanJul 31, 20161 votes

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I kind of wanted to post this instead but didn't want to be mean but here it is for the lols