My garren review

Calling playing garren a "game" is almost a criminal offense. I couldn't even deem it as an experience, it's something uncanny, supernatural. Never before had I felt something like it, its not life, its not the universe. It is none other than divine. I in good faith believe that while consumed by garren I became ascended. It was like crystal meth without the bad side effects. If you're confused, I cannot blame you. It is like explaining something better than perfection. It is something humans cannot comprehend. If you for some ungodly reason aren't considering purchasing this, I'll have you know I have hooked up solar panels to an electrical outlet, and have a bunker full of atleast 20 computers with league on them just incase, by a molecular chance, that the apocalypse will happen. This way I can play garren to my death. Once I "played" this "game" I realised something. I realised that life is not about getting food or having a family. World hunger, cancer, those are all petty problems. The only tragedy in this world is the fact that so many have lived without garren. And you.... You, the reader, will understand this after playing garren. I cannot rate garren a number, a number could not be put on god, could it? Then why could it not be put on his only equal. Unfortunately, as I am forced to give it a rating out of ten, I must pretend that it is only a 10/10. But we all know, a simple number cannot encompass the light that garren brings. I recommend garren... to every living human. You shall waste no longer reading this review, you now know you're destiny.