Make Way for Master Yi
"Make way for Master Yi" A parody of "Prince Ali" and its Reprise from Disney's Aladdin
Character Roles
Prince Ali/Aladdin= Master Yi
Genie= 
(in his Djinn skin)
Men (Golden Camels line)= 
Women (Purple Peacocks line)= Akali
Harem Girls= Ahri, Syndra, Karma
Jasmine= Irelia
Jafar= Poppy
Iago=Lulu
Abu= Zed (Being forced to carry Yi)
Transcript
Various champions are gathered in the jungle, waiting for an opportunity to take Baron, when suddenly, they hear a fanfare coming from mid-lane, and everyone goes to see what's going on there. Among them are Shyvana, Viktor, Illaoi and Vayne.
Malzahar and Red-team minions are walking down the lane in a parade-style fashion
Fighter Minions: Full Builds, for Master Yi!
Caster Minions: Good Game! It's Master Yi!
: Hey, clear the way! No time for old Junglers
Hey you! Shyvana turns and faces him
Let us through! Uses Voidlings and she runs away
He's gonna take your Monsters!
Oh come be the first one your team to see him and diiie!
: Make way, here he comes!
Get ready, all you bums!
Are you gonna hate this guy! Points towards the brush
Master Yi bursts through the brush sitting on Zed's back
: Master Yi,
on a killing spree!
He'll be unstoppable!
Malzahar sneaks up behind the team and uses his Q, removing their spell-shields
: Show regret, for he fed, on your ADC!
Everyone looks angrily at Vayne, who smiles sheepishly
: Now try your best to stay calm
Save that salt till we are done
And then you can post on the boards that he's OP!
Master Yi takes a triumphant pose, and Zed grumbles angrily as he slowly crawls forward
: Master Yi
Rampaging he
No one can stop him!
: Better than all of you scrubs
Most definitely!
Malz looks at Shyvana
: He beat a Hecarim on 'roids!
He then turns to Viktor
: And a Lee Sin who thought he had poise.
: Who's Penta's on the way, boys?
Voidlings: Why Master Yi's!
Shen appears, carrying dead Krugs
: He's got 75 kills on Krug-beasts!
: Don't you guys know you're doomed?
Akali appears, carrying dead Raptors
: And for Raptors, he's got 53!
: Just throw in the towel, it'll be better!
: When it comes to Epic Monsters, like Dragon
He's killed them all too!
Not even Elder left for you! Points at the gathered group
Champions (Indistinct): Just surrender and say GG!
Ahri, Karma and Syndra watch from the brush as Master Yi goes by them, Malzahar appears around them randomly as he says his lines, overlapping with their own
: Master Yi
Been fed has he
Fed like a monster
All 3 girls: There's no doubting this Yi's a monster The other team are surely goners.
: That K/D!
No deaths, no siree
Not for old Yi!
All 3 girls: Everything about it just says GG!
: Well, get out of the way there
Your Nexus had better prepare
To be one-shot there by Master Yi!
All 3 girls: Well you know it is no wonder That he's going to pull that Nexus asunder And he'll spam his laugh and taunt while he's at it!
The 3 girls faint
Now having reached the inner Mid-lane tower, Master Yi just flicks it and it falls over
Champions (Indistinct): He's got 95 kills on the wolfies! He's got the CS, let's see that CS! If you want Blue or Red, just say please!
Various ADC's and Mages: He's generous, so generous!
Champions (Indistinct): For your Nexus, to kill it He is coming Just jump out of the way! No stopping him No, not one bit! Your FF's at 3 votes already! Master Yi! Master Yiiii....
Now at the base tower, Master Yi destroys it as well, clearing the path to the Inhib
Master.... YI! Godlike is he! This game is over!
Malzahar gets in Illaoi's face
: Heard you voted for No
that's just silly!
Illaoi frowns angrily
: And that, good champs, is why
You're just going to all die!
Champions (Indistinct): With 60 Gromps and Scuttlers galore With his wolfs and Krug kills some Raptors and more!
His forty fake-outs with his Alpha Strike There's no end to his killing spree! Make way, for Master Yi!
Yi just stares at the Nexus, which promptly explodes
Reprise
In a future game, Master Yi gets completely dominated by a Poppy JG.
Master Yi's team members, including an Order of the Lotus Irelia, are wandering about the map, wondering where Yi is, as they haven't seen him for a while
Poppy suddenly bursts out of the brush, wearing her Noxus Poppy skin
: Oh team! There's someone I'm DYING to reintroduce you to!
Master Yi: Poppy, NO!
: Master Yi, Yes it is he
But not as you've seen him
He's fed us like shit and calling it that is just a formality!
Yes, he thought his bravado could match The JG changes that hit this new patch!
Say hello to your PRECIOUS MASTER YI!
: And shall we say, he's not doing well!
The other members of Poppy's team emerge from the brush, with a badly beaten Yi, whose K/D/A is 0/12/0
: But, Yi...
Irelia approaches Yi sadly
: I-Irelia, I tried to tell you, I'm just...
Poppy pushes the two apart with her E
: So old Yi
turns out to be
merely a feeder!
Just begun It will go on till you say GG!
His build and jungle path flaws give me adequate cause To send him packing on a one-way trip So his clear-rate takes a terminal dip!
His CS frozen The venue's been chosen! It's the end of your Fountain! WHOOPEE!
She ults Yi, sending him flying away
: So long!
: Good-bye, see ya!
: Ex-Master Yi!
Laughs maniacally as the rest of her team converge on Yi's team
END
