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dunkeroni34 votes

{quoted} And all you can do is watch your health bar go from 100-0 in .5 seconds, I don't even think cars can go 0-100 in .5 seconds.

Cars cannot go from 0-100 in 0.5 seconds, no. HOWEVER: I believe if you have a car of your own and a cement or brick wall, you can VERY EASILY make your car go from 100-0 in 0.5 seconds. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Pale Pirate8 votes

No, no absolutely wrong. If they hit a wall of relatively very higher mass, they would go 100 -> -100. Simple physics, duh.

NB money2 votes

summoner 11

dunkeroni5 votes

You are supposing that the car is a perfectly elastic object, whereas the designers would prefer to create a car to be a perfectly inelastic object. Slightly harder physics, duh.

aítch1 votes

100 what exactly... units are always important in physics :P

StickyDice15 votes

Zed : ''hellooo it's me.....''

Zed : ''can you dodge me?''

LostSoul66627 votes

{quoted}

Zed : ''hellooo it's me.....''

Zed : ''can you dodge me?''

Nautilus : no but ill make ur life a living hell if you so much as glance at me.

Ralanr11 votes

My life whenever I see a Yasuo on the enemy team.

Nautilus is fun vs Yas.

LostSoul6668 votes

{quoted}

My life whenever I see a Yasuo on the enemy team.

Nautilus is fun vs Yas.

Just realised i like alot of champs that can lock down assassins or are just hard to assassinate in general: TahmKench , Nasus , Nautilus , Chogath , Darius , Garen .

Ralanr22 votes

Almost like they counter assassins. Crazy, right?

SociopathFriend5 votes

I love getting fed as Jungle Naut to the point where I can 1v1 the enemy ADC. They'll just keep chipping away at my health bar while I chip away at theirs. But I have a lot more chips than he does

Hello I am Bird6 votes

Nautilus got a family size bad of chips Yasuo has like... half a fun size pack

Lord Boltrix3 votes

Mordekaiser (having laned with Naut, turns to see the incoming and completely arrogant Zed, then turns to Naut) You set him up, I'll knock him down.

kile1474 votes

Just had a game as Gnar against Zed. Most of the time he ulted me or someone near me I just stunlocked him to death. Must've been pretty frustrating.

Catastrop4 votes

Lulu "I'll make you purple!!!!"

jerradwolf1 votes

can we get a yuno gasai evelynn skin? haha

Milodic Mellodi1 votes

Why not Yuno Gasai Lux? Bitch be craycray

Void Nargacuga1 votes

Uh... O_o

Do I even want to know?

Vistha Kai3 votes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wdiabMxC1qbvovho1_500.gif Her name is Yuno Gasai. She is pretty, adorable, cheerful girl.

She is also a psychopath who will go to any lengths to prevent any harm to her love, including, but not limited to:

  • Murder of anybody who threatens him.
  • Murder of anybody who gives him a bad look.
  • Murder of anybody in the vicinity of people having anything in common with above.
  • Spying on her love 24/7.
  • Abducting, tying and forcing him to live with her in a basement in a forgotten town.

Her love is so strong, in fact, it transcends barriers of time and space.

She is also known as "the Queen of Yandere".

Void Nargacuga1 votes

Sees Queen Yandere Okay, now I get it. =P Still not sure if I would like to watch the show though. XD

Vistha Kai1 votes

It's awkward at times, but otherwise really entertaining. Personally one of my favourite shows.

Nothing beats Spice and Wolf, though.

Void Nargacuga1 votes

Might check it out then. Ah Spice and Wolf... Such a good show and manga. http://x111.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Spice_and_Wolf.jpg

Void Nargacuga1 votes

sees grenade Well shit... Looks like I'm gonna be replacing my clothes soon! [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Vistha Kai1 votes

Ironic you used a pink-haired sociopath in your response.

Void Nargacuga1 votes

And it felt fitting for the response of having to replace the clothes that just got blown up. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Vistha Kai1 votes

I think it was either a flashbang or she put the pin back in, though.

Void Nargacuga1 votes

Ah, that would still be scary though!

Maximum Morde10 votes

When I play Annie and the fed Assassin tries to come for me.

http://www.beheadingboredom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wpid-ibhoEJM.gif

kaltenashes3 votes

i hate the obvious annies that leave the stun ready all the time and move around scaring everyone, when i play her, i leave at 3 stacks then go w q r

Annie Darius Ekko Fizz Jax Tryndamere these champs i dont face alone even if they have 1 hp and i could just smite or ignite them from afar

gamesavor2 votes

Maybe you forgotIrelia ? lol

kaltenashes1 votes

lol i didnt, i used to play her a lot before the juggernauts, i dont know how to play against darius i always feed

SeductiveGrandpa5 votes

But, you imagined everything, as your beautiful Shen top R'd you before the damage was done, saving you then destroying said assassin.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-pbTXrUq9q-E/Uygh4RLM_1I/AAAAAAAAALs/XNG7rVSHNuc/w500-h281/Yuki%2Bwith%2BMP5.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1baogf3jB1qexgbc.gif

(Bonus: https://media.giphy.com/media/clPDOJm2gYls4/giphy.gif How you feel when you are the fed assassin Double Bonus: https://media.giphy.com/media/qi3ylHZrupSE0/giphy.gif how you feel when your support saves your life)

NightOfLight1 votes

what anime is the last gif from.

Milodic Mellodi1 votes

Fairly certain they're all from the same anime, Future Diary.

Alëk1 votes

All of them are from Mirai Nikki (aka Future Diary)

aítch4 votes

Ahri : YUKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SeductiveGrandpa1 votes

Wait, if Ahri is Yuno (which actually works pretty well) who is Yuki-chan!? Probably: MonkeyKing

aítch1 votes

Yukki would be Yasuo because there is already Riven x Yasuo ship but there is the Ahri ships that happen occasionally, might turn into Yandere simulator.

Zenanii3 votes

{quoted} I don't even think cars can go 0-100 in .5 seconds.

But they can all go 100-0 in .5 seconds :D

captainkaiger2 votes

Cars can go 100-0 in .5 seconds with the addition of a tank.

Pale Pirate2 votes

Leblanc Just dodge the malice and pink the snare.

CasterGilgamesh3 votes

Rengar pink his Q Dodge his jump its that simple

woobee1 votes

Someone calculate if "real quick" translates to equal or less than .5 seconds.

Vistha Kai1 votes

I think real quick is more than 0.5 seconds.

Instant would be anywhere between 0.0 and 0.5.

PROJECT MaXym1 votes

As a Rengar main, I must say you are a liar.Your health goes down in 0.01 seconds.

stillserenity1 votes

as taric i laugh when i see one coming and just make him explode...then proceed to chase the enemy adc all over the map

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