There's a lot of tension in the air right now so let's play a little game, design your own champion!
Rules of the game:
You're only allowed to use existing and currently patched abilities from champions. You must specify wither they are ranged or melee and assume their stats are specified for their role. You can only use champion's abilities on the ability slot they are currently assigned to, eg. You can't have Ezreal's E jump on your monstrosities Q.
So here's my own monstrosity;
Melee champion
Passive (Egg form upon death)
Q (Jump ability, insane mobility)
W (Steal summoners)
E (4 Autoattacks, stun and do a big chunk of damage)
R (Get over here!)
Truly horrifying imo, not as horrifying as Tahm kench though. Show me what you got B)
Passive
Q - get in and dodge everything
W - helps you get in + see who's low
E - stuns.
R disengage, can use Q + E + R to shove people into team
on him and he's the worst person to fight.
passive
Q
W
E
R
Passive
Q -Works with the Mord passive to discourage enemies from diving on my carry
W
E- but it would work on the ally I attached to with Yuumi's W to cleanse cc and heal my carry
R- in case I need to attach to someone out of my normal W range, and make sure he or she is alive when I get there (because ap Shen has a huge shield and all)
Q:
W:
E:
Ult: 
Top Lane Bruiser
W-
E-
R- 
(Because it's mostly her kit anyway)
P: 
Q: 