If Chuck Norris told Riot to do away with promos, would they listen?

Fritterz·7/28/2015, 1:37:05 PM·14 votes·2,984 views

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On a side note, let the league of legends related Chuck Norris jokes begin! Or any Chuck Norris jokes...

Here are mine:

Lee Sin understands what happens when you make eye contact with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can milk Alistar.

28 Comments

A Devious Pickle7/28/2015, 5:04:28 PM8 votes

Draven pays homage to Chuck Norris Leblanc cannot deceive Chuck Norris Chuck Norris haunts Nocturne's dreams

Fritterz7/28/2015, 1:38:04 PM7 votes

Chuck Stole Jinx's gun.

http://i.imgur.com/WqzFzc0.gif"

A Devious Pickle7/28/2015, 5:42:09 PM6 votes

Chuck Norris convinced Rengar and Kha'Zix to settle their differences Chuck Norris tells Dr. Mundo where to go Chuck Norris is the reason Amumu is always sad

these are fun, good job OP

Fritterz7/28/2015, 5:28:36 PM6 votes

Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left they were just called the Islands.

Ikrit1227/28/2015, 5:30:37 PM5 votes

When Morgana hits Chuck Norris with a Q, Morgana gets snared for eternity. Sona can talk to Chuck Norris Vayne 's Silver Bolts don't deal %true damage to Chuck Norris

Zyorhist7/28/2015, 5:46:45 PM4 votes

I just had an amazing champ idea...

Chuck Norris

Passive: 100% armor and mr penetration

q: roundhouse deals 5k true damage

....don't really need other abilities.

Mister Mackey7/29/2015, 1:08:42 PM3 votes

Chuck Norris once told TahmKench not to waste food. /Joke

When your ally signals Chuck Norris is missing you recall immediately

Chuck Norris can kill Tryndamere during an ult

Chuck Norris once played as Singed . The enemy lost because they took damage everytime Chuck Norris started chasing them

Vistha Kai7/28/2015, 3:18:00 PM3 votes

I bet not only Chuck Norris can milk Alistar. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Uliadyen4207/28/2015, 6:08:34 PM3 votes

Chuck Norris and Mr. T log in to League of Legends. Immediately, all servers crash and explode, as they cannot contain such awesomeness.

Chuck Norris eats Krugs and shits item 2049 .

People call Teemo "Satan." Chuck Norris calls him a bitch.

Ekko rewinds time for an escape; Time runs backwards to escape Chuck Norris.

Kal Vas Flam7/28/2015, 7:40:24 PM3 votes

Karthus ults Chuck Norris and it kills Karthus.

Soraka can't heal Chuck Norris because he's always 100% health.

When Chuck Norris wins a game he's promoted to the next division automatically. When he losses a game everyone in the next division up is demoted to his level instead (in theory, he has never actually lost a game).

Chespin20137/29/2015, 8:07:35 AM2 votes

When Cassiopeia tried to ult Chuck Norris' handsomeness reflected it right back Kassadin can't riftwalk away from Chuck Norris because he will always find him When Nasus Tries to q on Chuck Norris he dies and gives Chuck all of his stacks When Malphite tried to ult on Chuck Norris he shattered like glass Kalista Can't soulbound to Chuck Norris because Chuck's soul belongs to Chuck Norris Chogath Doesn't feast on Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris feast on Chogath With one fell swoop of his beard Chuck Norris chopped down Maokai to pieces in a instant Rengar Doesn't pounce of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris pounces on Rengar Braum 's Mustache retreated back into his skin when he saw Chuck Norris's beard

Gentleman Gems7/28/2015, 7:58:45 PM2 votes

When Katarina gets a kill, Chuck Norris steals the refesh When Gangplank eats goes to eat an Orange, he gives it too Chuck Norris instead When Zed ults Chuck Norris, his shadows attack him instead