Is Riot a Conspiracy?!

Pretty much just post a very far fetched theory about Riot being some evil organization, or illuminati or something! For example: {{summoner:2}} Look closely at this guy's forehead. Yep, that's an illuminati symbol.But who uses this summoner spell most effectively. Soraka. I knew it. And listen to her to talk about the stars as if they are gods. Could these be the Satanic gods that she worships and does deals with so she can be on summoner's rift? Who is on our side then? Warwick, because he tried to kill Soraka a long time ago. He found out her plans and tried to stop her. And who else is associated? Singed, he gave WW the potion that turned him into a were wolf so he wouldn't try to stop Soraka. But then, who is this god that Soraka worships? Ahri, the fox spirit, it all makes sense. Look at how many times you can activate her ult. 3. How many shots are fired when you ult. 3. how many letters are in "fox".3. What is 333 times two? 666. Riot is illuminati.

You get the point! So post your theory NOW!