Listen scrub, this rift is for real quickscoprz! Not bronzie skrubs like u! If you want to keep playing this game, tell me why your better than me you n00b!
I'm so good, I stole drag, baron.... AND YO GIRL AT THE SAME TIME, SKRUB!
Skrub?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Scouts of the Mothership, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Piltover Customs, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in Bandle City. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Runeterra, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over all-chat? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of yordles across the Valoran and your Summoner ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my blow dart. Not only am I extensively trained in toxicology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of deadly, rage inducing mushnukes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kid
i like how there was a request formore memes on this board, and when a memer try and brighten our days with euphoric fedora flips he starts getting thr down votes. I think it was the whole stealing your girl thing, alot of people like lucian and are touchy about it.
that and we accept no suggestion our waifus have been stolen.
Rito balanced me twice
and then i got nerfed
I got a pentakill at level 1 weak fools!
So what? We all know Zed is broken.
I learned my W at level 1. Fool!
scrub I am the real quick scope
Do you not see my name I am the snip3r of the rift get on my bronze 3 lvl biotch
i got cancer reading this. rip.
I be tri-wielding snipers AND smoking weed. Whats that? You have a tower guarding you?
Too bad bro. Weed beam.
: "I had a couple of humans today"
{{summoner:2}} : "So?"
: "Without any spice"
