My experiences in Bronze II by Brand Inc

It starts off a casual solo queue game. I had just won a game prior to the one i was about to play I felt fairly confident and my spirits were uplifted that not everyone in Bronze II was a sack of inane detritus that use mice and keyboards like quadriplegic dolphins. The bans go by I'm second pick so i will go mid Anivia as i see they have a fizz picked. Our first pick was a jg Rengar . Him and Anivia work well together. I don't remember the enemy teams picks,but heres where our game becomes great! The order for our picks was Rengar than myself and Tahm Kench . Ah yes just an adc and a top and were good. Except suddenly one of my teamates were going to call him NASUS reports that he does not own an adc. OK... thats odd for a bronze II game but he can just go top right? nope katarina locks in with teleport despite being below NASUS. Smooth... real smooth... and NASUS is officialy Nasus. He locked in too it seems ok games starting we got this nasus will just build ad right yeah we'll be fine. Game start I am ordered by Kat to go bot. O.K. mister autolock SURE! Captain Crunch and I go bot line. WE find out very quickly we are going against a Jinx and an Annie. Except Annie is afk. Sweet Mother we have a chance. Well Captain and I do fine against one JInx . We take bot turret and kill Jinx once. Then fizz teleports and kills myself and Captain. O.K Nasus fed him no problem. I write in chat "Let's all go mid." Than every team fight for the next 15 minutes consists of myself and Captain mid. and maybe NASUS, Never Rengar, and Kat is always running through the jungle where ever we are fighting to ult in as soon as everyone is dead no problem. OH I missed Rengar feeding Yi 10 kills by himself when he was not mid. Oh now Yi 2 hits everyone except for Captain, And he destroys all bot and mid turrets very quickly. Oh and I was there to defend against YI and fizz and jinx. But after I pinged help 9 times and no one came and Yi destroyed me. Then everyone else died one by one, and yi destroyed all of our turrets and nexus. Best Game Ever!

PS. Annie came back to start basic attacking the Nexus