Katarina is enjoying a relaxing day by herself she notices you and or your main then gives this look
What happens next?
Those comments better be PG-13 you miscreants
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Dude, she's looking at us.
(reading a newspaper, doesn't even bother to look up) Don't get involved, she's a redhead.
...how'd you know? You didn't even double-check.
You always get a certain level of crazy whenever a redhead looks at us.
Well the last time a redheaded champion was looking at us, she was burning down Noxus like you burn eggs.
My cooking notwithstanding, the only champion who would indulge you that is redheaded is Zyra, and she doesn't frequent cafes, she prefers to enjoy herbal blends and the ones served here suck.
...how do you know about that?
Sona likes to gossip with the other female champions: for example, Rek'sai loves lavender scents.
...I am not sure what to say about it.
(checks the time, folds up newspaper and gets up) Keep it as a fun fact to tell other summoners, let's go: it's almost 1:30 and we have a match coming up.
(follows Morde out) Who are we facing?
The fish.
I will assume you're not going bot, since you're in a good mood and Sona won't be with us, so it's not Nami but Fizz... (grins) ...guess we're going to make a fish cry.
{{summoner:2}} : Remind me again why we're at a cafe?
: sips tea Unlike my god-awful brother, I prefer to keep a bit of refinement to the family name.
{{summoner:2}} : Cleaving people in half isn't exactly refined, guy...
: Do you want me to put you beside yourself? >:(
{{summoner:2}} : Ok, ok, relax! I'm just saying, you're giving mixed signals...
Notices glare across the way
{{summoner:2}} : Speaking of signals, Katarina's here. She's giving us a look.
: Contempt or just blind hatred?
{{summoner:2}} : More like she's undressing us with her eyes.
: WHAT-what?! immediately hides face
{{summoner:2}} : Dude, don't do that, you're making her feel uncomfortable. :/
: I can't help it! I never thought she'd look at me like... gulps that...
{{summoner:2}} : Notices shivering in fear ... you have a crush don't you? l:3
: WE'RE LEAVING!!!
slams money on table and drags player along with him
{{summoner:2}} : Aw c'mon, at least give me a shot! I love redheads!
You wanna vaporize her, or should I?
Can't we just dodge? They all do the same thing so it's not like there's any research to do.
But on the off chance she's really bad we can feel smugly self-satisfied.
I estimate minimal odds of her being played by a trained pigeon.
Eye believe.
...Eye hate you.
BLOOD IS THE WINE OF VICTORY. So what kind of vintage is that? Piltover, Shuriman?
{{summoner:2}} : ... Anyways, halfway through killing the Swain, who should appear at that exact moment? Evelynn.
: Aye, sounds like that ol' Evelynn gag we had running a while ago. I'm more surprised she made an appearance on the rift.
{{summoner:2}} : I hear the summoning profile picture got updated or something.
: I should imagine the disappointment written across their faces when it didn't live up to the reality an-
{{summoner:2}} : And?
: Hush matey, the eyes of Noxus be upon us.
{{summoner:2}} : No, you didn't... Come here in her...?
: The Leviathan? Well you buy me a new ship and I'll not use her as often!
{{summoner:2}} : Touché. Let us make like bilge rats and scram.
I spray her with my hose to get her off my lawn.
Can't fucking see her
"My blade is yours" ;)
X3
Id have some serious questions for her given my main. 
.... I DO NOT SMELL
: * Giggles*
: (leaves as things get spicy)
: Hey Talon isn't that your sister? What's w-
: Don't even think about it.
: ._. Umm ok?..... (Why am I even hanging out with Talon at a bar anyway?)
: Hey isn't that Katarina? What's with that look she's giving you?
: What?
: Just bear with me already......
Status Update?
Well...I spied Azir's armies heading towards his original location...There's not much to be had. If he ventures too close, Demacia might have to intervene on Bandle's behalf.
Alright. I'm assuming Poppy's gonna lead that coalition to meet up near the Wall...
So Katarina's standing by huh?
Yeah...she'll be fine.
Meanwhile
glances over at Talon and Rick's table
thinks to herself "Wonder what they're talking about..."
Back to the table
That's not gonna end well once I report this to Swain, did you say a couple million on standby?
Yeah...I couldn't believe my eyes either. I took some pictures...Looks to be magically-raised sand soldiers.
A Noxian soldier might be able to take several on at a time but the sheer amount of numbers might be overwhelming...
What's up boys?~
Suspicious military action from the recently revived Emperor of Shurima.
How bad?
Pretty bad. For every Noxian there will be 10 Sand soldiers ready to charge.
We might have to ask Demacia for a temporary alliance...
I'll work on it.
A few hours later
So Azir has decided to be ambitious?
Yeah, apparently so.
He was always a man of vision, unwavering too.
But is he prepared to meet a new age?
I hope not...it has been a long time since we had peace like this, ever since the Rune Wars.
Anyways I call.
Call.
Call.
Call...
I call and raise you 20 gold.
Raise you...50.
I fold...
I fold.
reveals a full house.
Well I'll be...dang it Naut, that's the 5th time I've had to empty my wallet.
Sometimes...Having no face comes in handy...
Do Eye count?
Shut up Vel...
They all laugh.
NomNomNom (although I'm wondering how cho'gath got in the bar in the firstplace.)
: looks over at Katarina HOLY SHIT! IS THAT KATRIANA!
: glances over to look and gets wide eyes Katarina! What happened to you?! That's it. You are coming home with me before you do anything stupid.
: NUUUUUU pathetically fights back
: How much wine did you drink? I. I. I don't even want to know. Come on, lets go.
: But I hic feel fine!
: Sigh. picks up Katarina and proceeds to walk out the door Come on. Lets go.
: I don't wanna! Put me down you big meanie! struggles, but is a tad to drunk to do anything
As Talon and Katarina walk out the door, the waiter comes over and gives me her bill. I now know why Talon can turn invisible at a moment's notice.
Oooohh
clicking noises that I somehow understand What're you looking at?
Just follow my gaze an... right blind. Sorry
Bites me and half and destroys everything because she does that.
Hey look, Kat.
I'll help you out for once - take this flower.
Thanks Jhin!
Walks over
Kat, I got you this flower for you.
Flower expands and explodes
Jhin! I can explain Kat, please don't start spinning.
Spins
I ends up with 30 daggers in my chest.
Ooof
A summoner has been slain!
Your death was beautiful, just like this tea.
: She'll make a nice snack. ;)
Me: Nosebleed
Edited: Good didn't roll off the tongue like nice. [slayer-jinx-wink]
Me:Holy Sh-! Is Katarina looking at us? Should I say "hi"?Can you help me out with this...
(to Katarina):In carnage you bloom, like a flower in the dawn.
"[Flirty Voice] Demacia"
hmmmm you might be the hero I'm looking for.
Me: So, am I going to get stabbed?
: She's drunk, do you really want that?
Me: I'm assuming I'll get stabbed, so I'll pass. If not, then whatever.
: You did get hurt, but not by her. Four times.
Me: Four? You got me to do it four times?
: You got Talon, Talon, Draven (who was a showoff, as usual) and Talon.
Me: I'm assuming Talon is hi-
: You aren't saying that. Let's go.
Asks if she is in to torture.
{{summoner:2}} i wonder what she wants (not sure if a stabbing is coming or a passionate lovemaking session)
to Misery loves company~
{{summoner:2}} fml...
smiles...
{{summoner:2}} FML!!
YOU ONLY HAVE TO SAY IT ONCE FOOL!
SHUNPO STAB STAB STAB STAB
DOUBLE KILL
Me: I don't really drink, but why pass up such pleasant company?
: I'll send her to the void.
Me: Malz, AGAIN? NO! Ugh. If Malz ends up sending all the ladies I take notice of to the void, I'm going to need a new go-to champ.
:......
{{summoner:2}}: Okay rammus, just ignore her if she bothers you
: Okay
: Hey boys <3
:........
{{summoner:2}}: Is she drunk?
: Yeah
: I don't remember her-
has slain
{{summoner:2}}: Rammus run!
:...... (By the way he is wearing 
)
{{summoner:2}}: Rammus?!
: Stabs rammus
has slain
: Okay
What happens next?
Those comments better be PG-13 you miscreants
Let's hope Kat is into metal or dubstep.
No comment.
"So, do you like bubbles?"
"..." "...Noxus?" "Demacia." SQUAWK "VALOR!!!"
http://49.media.tumblr.com/ca647eb2e3ae827ad0df9ca814388f20/tumblr_nkr9m4boY31tiqkyno5_500.gif She is requesting a song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U873j77Njc0 dude if someone could photoshop bards face, that'd be great. Also, head set warning, it's loud as hell. this isn't mine, this belongs to the Youtuber, Norrkom.
Why does her face look like she's mentally filleting me?
eats her. Omnomnomnom
So, why is she staring at us.
I don't know, but she looks like a perfect meal for my next evolution.
What....So you want a redhead?
You heard nothing
E's out.
follows.
I try, but it closes.
