Sigh Taric just gave you/your main this look

RaptorKarr·Mar 31, 2016·9 votes·3,201 views

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYJvyz1WsAE0jpF.jpg

What happens next?

and for the love of all things KEEP IT PG-13

PS: I tried so hard to find a close up face of a SFW Female Taric, I tried so hard ;w;

26 Comments

Wukong X AhriMar 31, 201612 votes

http://www.yorubagirldancing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Brando.gif More like what wouldn't i do.

Burnt Iron KingMar 31, 20165 votes

The only valid response

Vistha KaiMar 31, 20169 votes

They get hammered.

https://media.giphy.com/media/lfoC8HjUQlQT6/giphy.gif

Stardew ValleyMar 31, 20168 votes

Ezreal Time to get our hands dirty

Taric the GayApr 5, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Time to get our hands dirty

Mmmmhmmmm :)

http://www.auplod.com/u/ulaopd785ed.png

Stars ShaperMar 31, 20167 votes

AurelionSol ... Taric ... .... Taric ;* Enough! I'm done with this planet! <Starts to feed his Q while endlessly orbiting around Runeterra>

Raj Te Lag CompMar 31, 20165 votes

Shaco uses Surprise! .... It's not very effective. Taric uses Outrageousness .... It's super effective! Critical hit! Shaco Fainted.

Gentleman GemsMar 31, 20165 votes

But I main Taric....

Taric : I have the best reflection

Draven : I challenge that statement

TheGodAwfulUdyrMar 31, 20164 votes

Taric

So I guess he just looking in the mirror getting ready to woo Ezreal.

SkelenthMar 31, 20163 votes

Velkoz : "I have lived centuries, studied your kind and learned all about Runeterra. I have gathered knowledge far beyond human comprehension. Secrets so dark, gods would shiver and crumble... But this... this is the first thing I want to forget."

Hatless CasualMar 31, 20163 votes

Me: Oh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap..........

Sona : 0.0 Uses her E with item 3117 and we run like hell

Bottom LanerApr 1, 20163 votes

Annie Umm...

RaptorKarrApr 1, 20165 votes

http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/1527/15273710/2411474-2270530813-original

Kuzja1Apr 1, 20163 votes

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41DCYDD-EeL._SY355_.jpg

To the men in black tuxedos and shades, you know what to do

Sahn UzalMar 31, 20162 votes

Gangplank got Stunned by Taric's Dazzling faboulousness. But he ate an orange so it;s k summoner 31

EmbertineMar 31, 20162 votes

Shyvana Embertine, why does he look at us this way?

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh no! Run Shyvana!

Shyvana Why? What is wrong? And what is that slow moving glittering ball of light coming at us?

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png No time to explain! JUST RUN!

Shyvana Wait I think I remember that champion. . . .is that Taric? I haven't seen him in years!

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Well be prepared to not see him again for years more, we're getting out of here before that stun hits us!

(Years later. . . .)

Shyvana Embertine have you heard? This new champion called Yorick is quite a challenging opponent. I wish to fight him.

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh so his rework finally came out?

Shyvana Rework? What do you mean?

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Well you see-

(Stuns finally hits us years later after it was launched.)

Shyvana WHAT IS THIS!?

http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh god no!

(Taric steps out from the shadows with a smile.)

Taric They can't say no when they are stunned.

(Kept it as PG-13 as possible. Based on what I've actually seen in PG-13 movies and shows.)

DarkwindMar 31, 20162 votes

Gems are corruption... Ice is purity.

Anivia

Blue Moon WolfApr 1, 20161 votes

That would actually be a nice taunt for her vs Taric if they ever get around to updating older champ VOs

OverpoweredSoapMar 31, 20162 votes

Karma "I like your head adornment, where did you get?"

Me:"Karma I think we have other things to worry about right now, fashion is not one of those."

Shroom JunkieMar 31, 20162 votes

Teemo I just shot him in the arse with my dart.

AND NO NOT THAT DART YOU HOMO.

Eclipse LeonaApr 13, 20161 votes

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SquidsmastahMar 31, 20161 votes

Pulls out outrageously fabulous pink bacon.

Warwick GIMME GIMME GIMME!

(I actually do mean pink colored bacon. Not the lower bacon near man's legs!)

Blue Moon WolfApr 1, 20161 votes

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png MonkeyKing : http://img.pandawhale.com/post-16442-NOPE-gif-INH0.gif (what we didn't know is that he was looking as Ezreal , who was to the side of us .__.)

poppyisbestgirlApr 4, 20161 votes

Poppy Thats a nice hammer you got there

Taric outrageous

HyperZEROXLApr 5, 20161 votes

Talon : .... Uses ult Nautilus Smash it with an anchor! Then blow the corpse up with ult!

Eclipse LeonaApr 13, 20161 votes

Leona : "Don't stare directly at me for too long." Leona : "you might want to consider getting that smirk of your face before you get a massive sunburn." Leona : " where's Ezreal when you need him?"