*Sigh* Taric just gave you/your main this look
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYJvyz1WsAE0jpF.jpg
What happens next?
and for the love of all things KEEP IT PG-13
PS: I tried so hard to find a close up face of a SFW Female Taric, I tried so hard ;w;
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http://www.yorubagirldancing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Brando.gif More like what wouldn't i do.
They get hammered.
Time to get our hands dirty
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Enough! I'm done with this planet! <Starts to feed his Q while endlessly orbiting around Runeterra>
uses Surprise! .... It's not very effective.
uses Outrageousness .... It's super effective! Critical hit!
Fainted.
But I main Taric....
: I have the best reflection
: I challenge that statement
So I guess he just looking in the mirror getting ready to woo Ezreal.
Me: Oh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap..........
: 0.0 Uses her E with 
and we run like hell
Umm...
: "I have lived centuries, studied your kind and learned all about Runeterra. I have gathered knowledge far beyond human comprehension. Secrets so dark, gods would shiver and crumble...
But this... this is the first thing I want to forget."
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41DCYDD-EeL._SY355_.jpg
To the men in black tuxedos and shades, you know what to do
Gems are corruption... Ice is purity.
got Stunned by Taric's Dazzling faboulousness. But he ate an orange so it;s k
Embertine, why does he look at us this way?
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh no! Run Shyvana!
Why? What is wrong? And what is that slow moving glittering ball of light coming at us?
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png No time to explain! JUST RUN!
Wait I think I remember that champion. . . .is that Taric? I haven't seen him in years!
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Well be prepared to not see him again for years more, we're getting out of here before that stun hits us!
(Years later. . . .)
Embertine have you heard? This new champion called Yorick is quite a challenging opponent. I wish to fight him.
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh so his rework finally came out?
Rework? What do you mean?
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Well you see-
(Stuns finally hits us years later after it was launched.)
WHAT IS THIS!?
http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah116/Daniel_Fritsch/Lorana_zps6bvfd4yb.png Oh god no!
(Taric steps out from the shadows with a smile.)
They can't say no when they are stunned.
(Kept it as PG-13 as possible. Based on what I've actually seen in PG-13 movies and shows.)
"I like your head adornment, where did you get?"
Me:"Karma I think we have other things to worry about right now, fashion is not one of those."
I just shot him in the arse with my dart.
AND NO NOT THAT DART YOU HOMO.
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/BlueMoonWolf_zpsqbl79kbj.png 
: http://img.pandawhale.com/post-16442-NOPE-gif-INH0.gif
(what we didn't know is that he was looking as , who was to the side of us .__.)
Pulls out outrageously fabulous pink bacon.
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
(I actually do mean pink colored bacon. Not the lower bacon near man's legs!)
Thats a nice hammer you got there
outrageous
: .... Uses ult
Smash it with an anchor! Then blow the corpse up with ult!
: "Don't stare directly at me for too long."
: "you might want to consider getting that smirk of your face before you get a massive sunburn."
: " where's Ezreal when you need him?"