How to set off a nuke Step 1. Riven is lame Step 2. Run...
EDIT: Run... FAST!!!!
Honestly, I don't really care about Riven. She isn't that good compared to other champions.
Riven is more boring to play than Vladimir... puts on running shoes and Lux is better. buys life insurance
How to make someone very salty
"RUMBLE AND ALL THE YORDLES ARE BETTER THAN RIVEN AND EVERY OTHER NOXUS SCUM THERE IS IN THIS GAME!"
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Come at me bro!
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"Defiantly." http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com may be of use.
Defiantly true. The truth doesn't care what you think. It will defy all preconceptions.
Save it for when you mess up.
accidentally ults own team against Amumu+Orianna
shink*
play zed, flash the "hard to earn" mastery, dance when low and spam mastery whole game types allchat: lol "outplayed"
I always flash it when I get killed just to show how much of a scrub I am.
Well it's kind of the combo you use when jumping on an ADC as 
I usually think of gems when I flash mine.
Vayne did it on URF while she killed my Brand, then I soloed her and danced on her corpse.
What people who flash their mastery every time the support and jungle save their ass and get a kill, think:
"planned"
What people who flash their mastery every time they're tilted and about to die for the 10th time in the same way as the last 9 times, think:
*poker ... ... face* *poker... FACE* *POKER FACE* *WHY ISN'T THE BLUFF WORKING!!!*