Noxus Burns?
-Riven Player X is dominating! - 
Riven is so broke.
Well, Kayle, I'm not the one trying to fly with "Broken Wings".
- Darius Player X2 is unstoppable! - 
I came here to deal out Justice, why am I losing?
Well Garen, for Justice to work, you need to know how to "Apprehend" people.
- KataPlaya has slain LuxAlot! - 
**ck this, I'm AFKing.
I guess Lux didn't have the "Voracity" to face me.
- MrSwainMain is on a killing spree! - 
A summoner has disconnected!
It seems Ahri players just can't handle "Torment".
- VladOhGad is godlike!- 
What blood type are you, Yas?
Why should I tell you?
Just so I can give you the proper "Transfusion".
- CorporationMundOWN has slain TryntoWin! - 
Why can't I ever get away from you?
Guess my cleavers don't give you enough of an "Adrenaline Rush".
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