@Riot I have one question for you

J's on my feet

Nike shoes.

They look like toes.

I know, I know, low quality models, rito pls, I know. I get the point; just making a joke myself.

Them new Adidas clogs

i think it's something that some monks wear: https://www.google.com/search?q=wooden+sandals&espv=2&biw=1244&bih=783&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=C6SWVdO7DIeeyQSFq4nwAg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg#tbm=isch&q=wooden+monk+sandals