What is one ability you wish you had
I'm a simple human with simple desires http://cdn.myanimelist.net/s/common/uploaded_files/1452591301-5d65d6694fa3e68a766eeacb0987339b.jpeg This is all I really want, pretty please <3~
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That's an ability I would love to have.
Edit: but one ability I would also love to have is the ability to learn who I am talking with online. Then I can fuck with trolls by saying their last names.
i want the ability to become youtube famous srsly pls subscribe @yung walrus
I wish I had the ability to perfectly speak, read, write, and understand (as in listen to) any language that has ever existed on this planet. Not only could I find an easy job being a translator, I would never have to watch anything with subtitles ever again!
Simply to make everyone I meet smile.
the ability to make NA win worlds
Play any instrument with complete and total mastery. That'd be badass.
I would want the ability to make others speak English
Then I would unite the world in one language, this includes animals, plants, insects, exc
Then the true madness would begin, no more nice sounding bird songs! It's now birds cussing each other out in the early morning, no more epic wolf howls, it would just be the words being yelled in English
It would be interesting to have a conversation with a tree... Though I feel it would take an entire day to just say hello
Let's be real, we all want invisibility so we can be perverts.
Wait, no? Is that just me?
The abbility to heal everything, then I would get my kidneys back and could help a bunch of other people.
The ability to be right, even if everyone else had proof of me being wrong.
The power to manipulate time; slow it down, speed it up, stop it, go back in time, go forward in time. That would be amazing.
If i had to have 1 single ability (with no bullshit like my ability is to have every ability), I'd like to have the ability to know everything that ever has been, or ever will be
Please give me to ability to give people abilities.
I'd love to kinda just give a giant middle finger to the passage of time because I just have no ability to keep up with deadlines/perceive time in general so if linear spacetime could maybe Not Be A Thing every so often that'd be nice.
also if I could just always have the exact right thing to give to somebody--not to make them like me, but just What They Need. If I could go through life being able to always help whoever I met, that'd be a life worth living.
as a pubescent male, OBVIOUSLY 
passive
I would want the ability to perfectly balance league of legends.
Right now? Know the answer to any question given to me. That way I can pass through college with little to no effort. Other than that, I want to shapeshift. Who needs school when I can turn into the most dangerous predator known to man... a tax collector :p
The ability to have absolute control of time I'll make sure I never age and have some fun
Absolute body manipulation.
I'd never have to worry about what I eat, never have to exercise, never get sick, never get crippled, I'd be able to change my looks to suit my needs. I'd also effectively be immortal, since I could just modify aged cells. Plus if I ever got in a fight, I could just give myself thick skin and claws or fangs or quills, and it'd be too easy. So many potential uses / careers you could go into if you could mould your body however you desire.