What do you and your main have in common?

Nobody has seen me in the past two years.

We both love metal. http://37.media.tumblr.com/3ac939819c0c162bd837f87eceec8911/tumblr_n6cdiwrYBN1scxbpdo4_250.gif

We are both assholes.

We both play with balls

We throw rocks at people.

#Taric: Unending gay jokes. Wears pink. Outrageous

We both kill people.

We both love art.

Hate looking directly at the sun.

I sometimes get these urges

To draw! To draw, don't you think, no. No.

We just dont talk to people, not because we cant its just not worth our time ;)

Loves the sound of children screaming in pain

I do enjoy blowing people

: Both dumbfould about the human race.

no i am not an alien

I walk away from a group of people and show up 20 minutes in to the response of "Oh Sh**, totally forgot about you" Nobody will ever love me

We both find yordles pesky

Hate people who kite

I too once stole the soul of a black man's wife

I enjoy whipping people

I'm green

always telling Draaven jokes until people are sick of us

we always think the enemy team is filled with noob

maintain the peace and mute toxic

(if only i was able to play more) a wolf companion

We both shank people at the first opportunity.

Sometimes I just want to show my creativity in different ways... by carving on my walls. Totally nothing else. Nothing else at all.

Yummmm salt. Also got "exiled", though on different scales (thank god Im through with high school drama).

Cold yet polite with people I don't know, crazy ball of energy that can be somewhat rude with those I know.

We are both super chill.

Terrible jokes and being the unfortunate oddball (which is frowned upon) in my family :/.

What's better than 5 Zeds in one trash can?

One Zed in 5 trash cans.

Why did Yasuo drop his sword?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did Sivir fail the spelling bee?

Because she could only spell shield.

What did Fizz get for Christmas?

Cancer.

We're both exiled.

FeelsBadMan

i have extra eyes

I always know where you are. I always see you, even when I can't use my eyes. You are being hunted at all times.

stacked

No one understands us ;_;

We both have a huge ra...nge of musical skills :3

we both like the color purple...?

Judged unfairly by people for our beliefs and how we truly do the right thing, even if everyone else will judge us as bad. We're not even bad people, but people just want to watch us both burn regardless of how good you did.

... umm... we are both apes and have a sub par backstory .__.

We both like to help people, we generally wear pigtails and we're both adopted ;w; <3

Name (even though the spelling is different) And we are both devilishly handsome

Me: Hmm what do I have in common with ? Wife: You both want to be used like a little whore..

i dont know how i can compare myself to such a majestic creature......

I like to grab people...never guess who