When it's Your Birthday

Expectations: http://digitalmofo.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/c6b4d_notifications.jpg

Reality: http://store.storeimages.cdn-apple.com/4973/as-images.apple.com/is/image/AppleInc/aos/published/images/i/ph/iphone6s/plus/iphone6s-plus-box-gray-2015_GEO_US?wid=478&hei=595&fmt=jpeg&qlt=95&op_sharpen=0&resMode=bicub&op_usm=0.5,0.5,0,0&iccEmbed=0&layer=comp&.v=PS8m10

http://8tj6yjstus44zgya1unqg0il.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Forever-alone-400x400.png

tl;dr it's actually my b-day today yayyyyyy.