The Official 'Kill Kalista' thread!

Let's be honest. is Satan. He's an annoying bastard and his adorableness simply makes him worse. However, there is one champion that nigh-everybody agrees is cancer and should be obliterated.

This pogo-sticking, slave-chaining, absolute monstrosity of a champion right here. I have yet to meet a single person who doesn't despise her with all their might. So I figure I would make a thread about it.

It doesn't matter what you say or do - be it a game story or simply an action - the only rule is that Kalista dies. Like so.

stabs Kalista a thousand times before flaying her

Now it's your turn! Share your story, or just relieve some stress! Go nuts!