When Someone Says Your Main Is Useless...

Your main is useless.

I have 3 sun glasses.

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http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2176199821/50926790?tab=overview

Me 3 man premade Other solo player

LMFAO, GP? fking useless champion Pick someone who's actually good you dingus GP is my main, I want to win my promos so I'm picking my main Your main is a useless champ lmao Guys, let him play his main

In game, and are feeding, I am 2/1 omfg, Lux support is so broken Broken? Learn to freakin dodge skillshots, I've landed tons of hooks onto your traps and you RUN from them?! FFS GP's used his ult down here like 5 times to try to help and you and Kindred die when Kindred ganks while we have a GP ult and a Fizz gank?! STFU I'm 4/2, stfu, I'll carry this We're only in this game RN because GP keeps drawing Graves' attention top with splitpushing You mean that useless ho? He's been pushing for like 7 minutes and hasn't killed their inhib yet OH GEE, I'm getting ganked and have to run the hell away so I don't die while they protect their inhib tower

and get some more kills but keep dying Meanwhile I am having a field day getting tons of farm and splitpushing and getting kills and eventually get their inhib tower, but not the actual inhib

Later, I am caught twice in multi-man ganks and promptly slaughtered so I now have 3 deaths

2/8 As I said, useless champ I've killed 4 towers and died less than any one of you, meanwhile you've fed their support like no tomorrow and has come back by killing all of you except

Later on: 18/3, boots have been sold GP, I think you and I are the only credible threats to the enemy team Agreed Guys, play around GP, he's super fed He ain't gonna do shit Blitz pulls their fed support Lux out of position into one of my barrels and together we 2v4 the enemy team and get 2 towers + bot inhib. Then after we recall we 2 man Baron and finally push to win

End game: 21/4/11 "Useless champ" huh? Thank you Blitz for being the ONE person who had some damn faith in me GP carried the fuk out of you guys, holy shit I tried :C 3 man premade quietly leaves

PS, Rip 100% critplank

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I gather an army when they do this

Then you realize your main is yorick, and it's true.

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I actually did. http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2211945972/230263023?tab=overview

S+ too.

I try to cheer them up:

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hey i found your main. http://i.imgur.com/3fg4LhT.gif

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Call my main useless http://i.imgur.com/QThugpM.gif?noredirect When I can't 1v2 you in your own jungle

"yorick is a bad character"

i dont really main him but im mad

http://johnnyhedgehog1992.deviantart.com/art/Teemo-face-4-599927999?q=in%3Ascraps%20sort%3Atime%20gallery%3AJohnnyHedgehog1992&qo=4 How dare you?

"I swear to god if you take Teemo as an ADC"

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2211642702/1?tab=overview

"Where is your god now?"

Why the hell did you pick Shen, he's useless. Hey mid. Yeah? Go wild. Bot won't be needing my ult. Starts humming Voltron theme

Heals where?

Every time I lulu mid...

How I feel about mains. I know she has her strengths, but I fucking hate playing her.