What's your favorite condiment?

Salt by far, then probably honey mustard.

if were talking about salt/pepper shaker vinegar is by my fav

Sriracha

You know, I didn't even read all the options. WTF is "tzatziki"? I'll google it for my own benefit, but...

Tzatziki is a Greek sauce served with grilled meats or as a dip. Tzatziki is made of strained yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, and sometimes lemon juice, and dill or mint or parsley. Tzatziki is always served cold.

sawce of hotness

Pass the ranch. WAIT WHAT? YOU DONT HAVE ANY!?!?!?

^Exactly my thought.

But I'd have to say Thousand Island is my favorite.

Sriracha sauce (esp. on Ramen, while playing League.) F*ck yeah.

WASABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII is from the GODS

BBQ Sauce is the best in the world, All hail the BBQ.