You say that but what you don't realise is that at the start of the match, you are already standing within God's domain. Once bard becomes level 6, he then controls the fate of the game by holding both teams hostage with his indiscriminate and most powerful ability, Tempered fates. That he alone has the power to destroy both teams and drive them into everlasting agony with but a whim of his own desires. His presence in the game is not indicative of him taking sides as he is merely an observer on the field and all players are but pawns for his own amusement. If you are victorious against Bard it was merely because he willed it. If there was ever any being worthy of being called God in league of legends, it's truly Bard. His power truly encompasses all.
Well his chocolate will be hot. [slayer-jinx-catface]
This is fine.(Relaxing Chime Noises)
FTFY
Oh... I get it..
someone please change it to chime noises, this bothers me more than it should that he can talk...
I completely agree.
Look at my fek.
Look at my bard build.

I fucking hate Bard