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Serevas69 votes

Yes the lasers that take a year to kill super minions.

Knoyle36 votes

Those things kill champions faster than the super minions and that should really say something.

Serevas4 votes

Yeah, it's the 30% damage reduction they get

Captain Aishi6 votes

super minions have something like 4400 hp and % damage reduction, tower lasers deal physical damage with up to 90% armor pen so yeah, they generally kill champs faster than supers :S

Serevas1 votes

It's 1500 + 200/3 minutes with a 30% damage reduction, as I stated in the post you replied to....

Captain Aishi1 votes

yeah, I added to that that super minions tend to also have more flat health than most champions, and that towers have armor pen, which explains why towers kill them slower than they kill champions for the most part :)

BeatzBoyFTW5 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGtROJeMPeE

"Those turrets are perilous. And even the most powerful champions will melt if targeted by one"

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/youre_serious_futurama.gif

Serevas1 votes

Full build tanks find inhib towers cute.

LostSoul6663 votes

{quoted}

Yes the lasers that take a year to kill super minions.

Those things can kill stuff? I thought it was just a pretty light show...

8Hz98hmIDG2 votes

Actually tho

S3ntinel1 votes

*lazors

Serevas1 votes

You're right I should have said it incorrectly as well.

S3ntinel1 votes

Well that was the funny part about it so...

A Small Dog51 votes

You should cut them some slack though, like it is a Yi after all, they're not used to using their brain... Or even having one.

RyzeRework18 votes

it feels like whenever we have a yi or a tryndamere they dont talk at all either that or its hard to understand them

Ralanr10 votes

Same with Riven.

Blitzidious11 votes

Eh, I've met some chill, literate rivens. They're rare though.

Ralanr13 votes

There are always exceptions.

Really I'm sad that these stereotypes are a thing in an online game.

Platinat Betas26 votes

I hate people who stereotype. They're always so rude and they always play Illaoi

Ralanr5 votes

I see what you did there.

Jari1 votes

When I Yi jungle if I remember to I personally just end up muting my team.

It's not that I'm trying to not talk to them, but people demand I gank more as a Yi jungle than if I was Lee or Sejuani and threaten to just throw the tower away if I don't come babysit. Least with a mute I get devourer finished up in 20 minutes and can actually do something.

WyvernEgg2 votes

He really wasn't THAT bad. Just this happened....

Photos of Ghosts1 votes

Are you a small white dog?

S H A Y C 07 votes

So youre telling me me...A friggin MasterYi couldnt ult the baron and right click hard enough...but Caitlyn defending is the "useless" one???[zombie-brand-facepalm]

Transgressor6 votes

Well why did you report him though?

He just called you useless twice. What's next, reporting people for telling you Santa isn't real? http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=WyvernEgg According to this, you did pretty darn badly; almost out-performed by Shen actually. 19% kill contribution showcases you weren't really an active team-player, most likely you afk farmed lanes. Take that with a grain of salt though.

Lastly, we don't know how the wave pushed: was it a single lane? If so, you could easily afford helping your team. Were more than 1 inhibitors down, 1 should indeed stay to defend. Aaaaaand nobody's telling us you weren't being an ass in the chat as well, no?

WyvernEgg13 votes

I gave a reason for what I was doing. all he did was call me useless because I cant read his mind. I was bot lane when they pinged for baron. I recalled to get the speed boost to try and help but they already all died by the time I got to the edge of the base so I just killed the super minions instead. The point isn't who's right and who's wrong, just that he's being an asshole.

I guess the real question is. why did they start baron with the enemy there a super minion wave pushing and a missing adc?

I wasn't being an ass. You're just gonna have to take my word for that. The worst thing I did was tell them to shut up because they were pissing me off.

And if you were wondering why I was bot lane. I was trying to catch up in items because I did no damage.

JAGMAG4 votes

honestly thou.....you reported someone for calling you useless..... like i dont even think of reporting someone for something that trivial.

Avios113 votes

I could report them for being Unsportsmanslike :3

okino4 votes

After a while you get sick of it. When I first joined League and met some rude players I just scoffed and laid off chat. Then after a while it got irritating, the complaining or talking down on you when you're not doing well. After that, I started talking back and thus my salt levels rised and it became easier to provoke me. Basically, if people are going to be rude to you and insult you for no good reason and at an unnecessary level you have every single right to report the 'lil motherfucker and hope he learns his lesson. No one has to go through that bull shit no matter how fucking small it is.

JAGMAG1 votes

ive been playing since season 3 no you dont get sick of it you are just soft (watch the downvotes poor in from peopel who think LOL is their safe space from triggers) like honestly go play a single player game if you cant deal with being called useless when you are in fact useless

WyvernEgg5 votes

We can deal with it. It's called "reporting"

JAGMAG2 votes

like honestly i wish reporting was narrowed down to feeding/trollling and death threats/wished cancer or other horrible events outside of that im not going to report unless its just spam harassment all game long just getting called useless a couple times is not a big deal there's also a mute function.

Jari1 votes

It's being said with the intention of worsening the Caitlyn here. They rushed a baron without the ADC, died before they ADC could even arrived, and called her useless for it. Unsportmanlike.

Here's a good way to tell. Riot treats the games as if we're playing a competitive game. Ranked is like baseball, where Normals are little league. Even in little league, if you called the other kid useless, you'd get in trouble. It's because when you play this game, you represent somebody? There's a reason why community is a point used in most online games on if it's good or bad.

JAGMAG1 votes

the thing is i see both sides of the argument sure cait was on the other side of the map when they pinged it buttttttttttttttttt one she recalled instead of running up and two why the hell is the adc solo split pushing bot lane when baron is still up? like that's a bad decision by cait and its really frustrating to have someone like that on your team. according to OP he didint flame beyond calling her useless..... when she was in fact playing bad so i dont see that as something you should report for its something you should go oh hey you know what i fucked up sorry and if you cant see that you messed up simply mute and move on.

Jari2 votes

So I'm considered a shit teammate then when I'm trying to get gold because I am behind since I do it too.

She recalled and tried to come over, but by the time she left the base they already started and fucked up. Then she thought that she might as well turn around and take the minions out that're hitting our base to prevent an even bigger issue. Yi follows up by calling her useless, she said sorry, and he continued. It's unsportmanlike because he continued with it when she already said sorry.

TheStevenWu6 votes

{quoted}

Well why did you report him though?

He just called you useless twice. What's next, reporting people for telling you Santa isn't real? http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=WyvernEgg According to this, you did pretty darn badly; almost out-performed by Shen actually. 19% kill contribution showcases you weren't really an active team-player, most likely you afk farmed lanes. Take that with a grain of salt though.

Lastly, we don't know how the wave pushed: was it a single lane? If so, you could easily afford helping your team. Were more than 1 inhibitors down, 1 should indeed stay to defend. Aaaaaand nobody's telling us you weren't being an ass in the chat as well, no?

How to get reported: Calling people useless

How to get free skins: Teaching people how to be more useful

Seriously... this concept was hard to understand?

Ralanr3 votes

Teaching people how to be useful?

Well being nice hasn't gotten me any skins.

Edit: uhh...I don't mean that like an asshole. I usually don't tell people what to do since I'm not the most knowledgeable of the game.

This is another moment of me trying to be funny and it backfiring.

okino1 votes

Being respectful about it will. Just give some advice, help out but don't straight up call'em useless and don't help'em get better.

WyvernEgg2 votes

I got SG lux because I was nice to people

Maple Crusader5 votes

Those turrets are doing jack against those supers.

macromite4 votes

if i had been in that game i would have reported the cait and the yi.

Cosnirak3 votes

Perfectly appropriate moment from a great show! <3

JAGMAG3 votes

Honestly thou you should not have been split pushing bot lane solo while baron was up you made a mistake you should not be surprised your team is a little bit mad and saying you are useless is not a big deal at all like that's not even toxic that's just general frustration with a player making bad decisions

Vistha Kai2 votes

It's funny, because supers take the least amount of damage from towers.

Monkey D Luffy2 votes

If you report someone for that then you're definitely not someone who saves their reports for the truly bad offenders

WyvernEgg3 votes

So you think it's okay to call people useless?

macromite1 votes

when its accurate. like when you have a full health midlaner that won't help the jungler fight his lane opponent in the river brush right below his lane. you can call the person useless.

also, being called useless is probably one of the nicest versions of toxic, and its probably coming from a player that generally has a low toxicity problem.

I mean, if you want to imagine real toxic imagine a player intentionally feeding the whole game because he didn't like the fact that you picked taric in a ranked game. or imagine a lee sin deciding that even though you had first pick for jungle and had picked jungle, he was going to pick jungle and proceed to follow you around last hitting everything that you try to fight. or someone calling you things worse than useless throughout an entire game with no reasoning or logic behind it.

Monkey D Luffy2 votes

did i say that? no, don't put words in my mouth, im just saying what that person said is not a sign of a toxic player its a sign of a hot and bothered person, it was not very toxic and you have to give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes and only report the truly toxic people, what he said was wrong but it's a wasted report imo

Wolfenstin1 votes

I actually made a thread on something like this a while ago where me and a couple of other discussed whether or not it was worth reporting people for small, almost trivial offences. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/player-behavior-moderation/xgGE1unK-is-the-integrity-of-your-reports-fragile

Tl;dr, no matter how minor a comment is, if it comes across as toxic or generally rude, it's worth reporting for. Not all jerkish players exhibit their worst behavior in just one game.

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