Evelynn was hired to hunt you down and kill you

What do you mean? I was the one who hired her to hunt me down and kill me. http://www.lennyfaces.net/static/og-image.png

Denied her cupcakes. She has a mean streak a mile long when she wants to.

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I forgot to pay child support...

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I triggered too many feminists

It's me... Could have been anyone for a number of reasons

I spat in her cereal. I didn't mean to, but I am now a man with limited time. also on another note, Evelynn should stop turning ivis all the time, makes it difficult to not accidently expertly launch a lugey meant for the ground into her cereal.

All of Piltover's Higher Ups. I have a few problems with authority and a mind for where to place the Jinx for maximum effectiveness.[slayer-jinx-catface]

I can't say on account of forum policy, but it involves whipped cream, a snake, and some duct tape.

I missed cs.....