The last thing anybody wants to hear...

TyrekGoldenspear·Sep 9, 2016·69 votes·2,887 views

First Blood! An Ally has been Slain ... ... Minions have spawned

While you're sitting in your promo game like: https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Captain-Picard-Facepalm.jpg

27 Comments

DrCyanideSep 9, 201616 votes

My last ranked game our team got Baron while the other team got Elder Dragon. The other team had been ahead of us all game, and had 2 fire dragons already. I type out "Just avoid fighting, Elder Dragon wears off faster, only lasts 2 minutes".

30 seconds later our 5/10 item 1402 item 3151 item 3116 item 3075 Zac throws himself headfirst into their team... then is wondering why the rest of us don't want to team fight with him...

I'm glad I wasn't the first one on the team to call him out on it being a stupid move...

Supreme Senpai69Sep 9, 201610 votes

Just be happy your team didn't follow up on that lol

KnoyleSep 9, 20163 votes

Had a Malphite walk around taking free poke while our entire team was behind him saying "Braum why don't you ever fucking engage"

http://cdn.firstwefeast.com/assets/2014/02/chris-rock-huh-face.gif

And then he would die with ult up while Braum is forced to use his to peel the assassin off the adc.

CatastropSep 9, 201613 votes

Even worse when 5 minutes after, they give a triple to the enemy ADC while trying to contest a Scuttle. Yes you read that right, unfortunately I had to live it.

TyrekGoldenspearSep 9, 20164 votes

O_o

CatastropSep 9, 20163 votes

I'm still tilted from that match.

The AqualiousSep 9, 20163 votes

Time for a bot massacre

KoggyStyleSep 9, 20164 votes

Dafuq?[zombie-brand-mindblown]

CatastropSep 9, 20162 votes

I don't know either, after that game I decided I'd seen it all. Just played out promos, lost and haven't look back since.

Toru ItaiSep 9, 20166 votes

you just don't know man. jungleVjungle scuttle fights are intence.

SinlaireSep 10, 20163 votes

had a jungle V jungle fight when both sides were Fiddlesticks literally last week. was the most amazing thing ever. both at less than half mana, can't burst the scuttle, pinging all lanes for help in a fight that lasted like a solid 20 seconds before mid and bot from both sides broke it up.

it was totally insane. and worse yet i almost won and bot lane failed flashes and let the fiddle get away with like 5%.

morris1Sep 10, 20161 votes

If there's one feeling of self-inflicted torture in league it's trying to take scuttle as Fiddlesticks. I swear the damn crab runs away from my drain faster than the ADC.

SinlaireSep 10, 20161 votes

when taking bot lane scuttle get above him as he is walking towards bot lane when getting ready to pass dragon. he will run from you into dragon pit. start your drain and he will run in circles until he dies because he wont run towards you to get out and wont run to dragon.

He doesn't ever path into herald pit but cheesing one of the usually helps you get through early phase where it matters.

you can do this with most junglers but it's really only helpful for the ones that struggle to put him down on the 1st/2nd clear.

masnyrfaceSep 10, 20161 votes

Threw it in red buff pit as Syndra . It did it's dash through the pit and went back to river.

SinlaireSep 10, 20161 votes

Saw a Syndra Vid where they threw bot lane scuttle at a top laner once in one for all. it used its dash consecutively until it reached bot river again.

scuttle crabs have a set path. if it leaves it dashes right back and ignores all terrain. bot lane scuttle overlaps with dragon pit allowing you to cheese it early levels as a jungler. top lane doesnt overlap with baron pit.

ThePartyLeaderSep 9, 20166 votes

First blood. Minions are spawning. Teammate disconnected.

Solari FortuneSep 9, 20165 votes

you forgot A summoner has disconnected

TyrekGoldenspearSep 9, 20165 votes

Nah it's worse when they stay and feed the whole game :'D

CHEESYLEEKSSep 9, 20162 votes

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/297/160/f66.gif

Bladerunner7777Sep 9, 20162 votes

I thought this was funny but if you want actual advice I would just recommend /mute all once something your teammates do something stupid like that.

It's a lot easier to play your best when you aren't worried about everyone else.

MannysmokerSep 9, 20161 votes

I did that like 15 times...hehe xd GG EZ...

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 9, 20161 votes

Or when in champ select for ranked. 'I know rw Yorick has only been out 28 hours but I saw a brofresco video that said he was broken so I'm playing him'. #Nuclearfacepalm

CHEESYLEEKSSep 9, 20161 votes

" i just created this super op build by stacking 6 items"

Lulus SnuggleBunSep 9, 20161 votes

"what do you mean 6 rabadons on j4 is stupid?"

The Khaos ProSep 9, 20161 votes

{quoted}

" i just created this super op build by stacking 6 items"

I miss the old days when my tank cho gath could have 3 thornmail and become every adc nightmare or even the 6 archangel staffs build for Anivia it would work everytime lol

ShiishKabobSep 9, 20161 votes

I remember back in the day some people would get so worked up over a teammate giving up first blood, that they would afk for the rest of the game. smh