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The stupidest gameplay comment you ever received in this game.

Sinneli·1/4/2015, 12:48:24 PM·5 votes·2,978 views

You know. What is the most stupidest gameplay comment from others you received in League of Legends? Not simple raging, no. Something like this:

I had this one incident where Yi and I were going to go in on dragon stealing as the entire team was there. I was playing Lissandra, and honestly, Yi turned around and fought the powerful Ascendant and others, though he knew that Nasus had his ult and will probably two-shot him if he wasn't careful. He got a quadra, and I did my best, arriving a bit late to the party. With the ignite on Yi and his heal gone and having like 100 hp or something, he died just as the opponent's Nasus turned on me. Hell, he almost one-shot me but I had unleashed my full combo to kill the dog god.

Then this Yi said. "Report Lissandra. Ulted herself instead of me." Everyone paused for a moment and I said, "Dude. I can't ult you xD" Yi was actually fuming and I told him that I could only ult the opponent or myself, which then just struck us that he didn't know how the Ice Witch worked.

Your story, here.

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Budupops1/9/2015, 1:41:59 AM5 votes

"report Urgot for picking Urgot lose this game coz useless champ"

Killer of Poros1/5/2015, 11:02:29 PM4 votes

Karthus someone told me to stop ulting in team fights after I died.

hedgehogius1/14/2015, 1:33:34 AM3 votes

"What the hell rumble, your ult is global!"

psychowafflezz1/14/2015, 3:03:47 PM2 votes

So I was playing a game with a friend of mine, who was playing Veigar mid against a Zed. She wasn't having the best game, and started getting stomped on by Zed. I was jungling with MasterYi, so I'd frequently gank mid to relieve some of the pressure Zed was putting on her. Since he was relatively fed and I didn't have many items early game, most of my ganks involved me q-ing Zed, then retreating to tower and holding it while Veigar backed then returned to lane. Every time I did this, Zed would type "LOL" into all chat, as well as whenever he killed me. Eventually our bot lane ended up winning and taking a tower, and I coordinated with our support and Veigar to take out Zed. We ganked, CC'ed and killed him, shutting Zed town and taking a tower. Zed: wow it took 3 of you to kill me lol I paid him no mind, as he was the most fed on his team, and continued on my way. Later, my team took dragon, and afterwards we spotted Zed pushing mid all alone, so we went there and killed him to stop him from taking our inner tower. Zed: wow you noobs had to team up to kill me

Everyone else on his team and my team: I thought league was a team game?

I just despise people who have this "honor" mentality about them. If you're super fed, it's no longer a fair fight for the enemy laner, and my team and I will make sure to focus you and fight with backup in order to shut you down and have a higher chance of surviving the fight.

Another unrelated, but still funny, incident: I was playing a game with a few of my friends, one of whom (not the same friend as last time) was playing Ziggs mid vs a Leblanc. This Blanc was horrendously bad, and my friend ended up dominating the lane. After the umpteenth death to Ziggs, LeBlanc mustered all of her rage and posted this in chat: Leblanc: REPORT ZIGGS FOR HACKING My entire team cracked up, and I'm sure at least one person on their team did as well. LeBlanc logic: If I'm not deleting my lane opponent, they must be hacking.

therealdragon1/5/2015, 2:23:42 AM2 votes

"Jinx all you do is auto-attack for cs."

Wtf am I supposed to do? Waste mana on zaps and chompers? O.o

Shinie Gallade1/8/2015, 6:44:25 PM2 votes

Someone said to me in a Malzahar match "Malz didn't help me he just stood there" I was using my ult in the jungle so I might have been blocked a little but I never "just stand there"

Maximum Zilean1/8/2015, 9:07:28 AM2 votes

One of my Leona games awhile ago I had something fit into this. Got stuck as support in draft pick, so I went with Leona since our AD carry picked Graves, and the 2 make a wonderful combo bottom lane.

This Graves called me out for kill stealing after he died and I managed to get the kills myself shortly afterwards since they were both low enough for my W to kill them.

You do know you died, As in no possible way your getting those kills.

Sinneli1/10/2015, 5:36:11 AM2 votes

Oh. Oh. Another game, I was playing as Malzahar top, our mid laner was Zed. Opponents were Veigar and Pantheon. Knowing full well as Veigar decided to mid, I went top and Zed agreed with this strategy. And this way, first blood went to Zed.

Five minutes later, I was against Veigar, who switched lanes with Pantheon. And around this time, you'd know. Malzahar is a champion that does the most single-target damage. After a minute or two of harassing whenever Veigar got close to deny him his goddamned farm, he starts raging.

"Report Malzahar for playing Malzahar. No fun."

And he proceeded to rant about how Malzahar required no skill or anything. Which might be true because you honestly have to spam all the buttons and not panic or move while suppress goes on. But you know for a fact that late game Veigar rules against all AP champs.

Everyone except Veigar himself all agreed that the summoner of Tiny Master of Evil was a douche amongst douche and raging.

Probably because Zed and I found his raging funny and camped the fuck out of him after I got the tower.

LANWhale1/5/2015, 4:34:07 AM2 votes

"Your suppose to poke me out early"

I swear that top lane Rek'Sai didn't know how that champion's passive works...

Just Jangle1/5/2015, 9:59:18 PM1 votes

"This champion is hard to play" - All Lee Sin players.

MarhsallLee671/5/2015, 11:13:53 PM1 votes

"Can't you ult anybody on the map?" The support on my team asked me this when I was playing Nocturne jungle one time.

Turando1/5/2015, 11:33:31 PM1 votes

When I play Soraka on Bottom Lane and my Carry is too aggressive, taking more damage than he really should with each trade, eventually getting themselves killed because I had to recall to refill my health and mana. They then proceed to rage and tell everyone to report the support who sacrifices her own health and mana to make sure they live a few seconds longer.

That lovely W heal you see Soraka use? It costs her her own life. She doesn't have an infinite mana pool either, so don't expect me to Q+W my way out of every situation you happen to get yourself stuck in, especially early in the game.

SexyTaylorSwift1/5/2015, 11:34:08 PM1 votes

"Lee Sin is balanced"

Spooky Spooker1/5/2015, 11:39:19 PM1 votes

Playing Trundle jungle and going to gank top. The Yi fed Jax so this happened, I go to gank and jax get me to 77 hp, i run and flash and get away. After i back Yi dies 1v1ed Jax under his turret and dies and says "Trundle where were you?"

Snarflaz1/6/2015, 12:34:55 AM1 votes

Well i was playing as nasus EARLY game. All of a sudden my jungler comes up and try's for a gank. I Had absolutely no mana because of farming and i had to poke with E. I kept Pinging the fall back ping, and he went in anyways, eventually he died.

Then he says "/all Report nasus he didn't go in"

My reply was "Dude seriously i had little to no mana UNDER half health, ONLY a empty flask with 12 or 15 stacks".

So i didn't receive any other ganks which made me lose my lane. There jungler ganked every time i go back to lane.

2000boxes1/6/2015, 2:56:27 AM1 votes

i was playing yasuo and i was trying to steal baron i flashed over the wall when the enemy got baron low and used my e on the baron the e killed the baron not the q but the e so i got baron but now i have 5 enemy team members on me so i kill the enemy adc and the enemy katarina and die to the jungler, support, and top laner

my team's ashe adc types in all chat, "Pls report yasuo, he intentionally flashed into 5 members of you enemy team just so we would lose." and I've been yelled at by an ashe adc for using my shadow to escape instead of switching my shadow with ashe. (I dont know how you could possible think zed can use his own shadow to save someone else)

I've also been yelled at for not carrying as zed and the classic /all GG my soraka keeps giving the enemy adc mana (this was before rework)

SelflessTeammate1/6/2015, 7:07:00 AM1 votes

This is both dumb and exceptionally complimentary, which was the exact opposite of the accuser's intention, but I (and a couple of people I queued with) were accused of scripting, cheating. Said she (it was a Sejuani I think) had done it before and knew what it looked like. And she was dead serious, which she clarified after we asked if she actually thought we were using scripts as a group.

She said it was essentially a maphack combined with an aimbot and some sort of auto-skill and auto-item-activation thing. You did this at the perfect time, she did this at the perfect time, you couldn't even see us to hit that skillshot like that.

"Enjoy the ban." was what she said, after reporting us.

There is no higher compliment than being falsely reported for cheating when you didn't, but it looked like you did. Seriously, that's such a high-risk thing to troll over, because if they aren't scripting, they just told you that you were literally too good to be believable. We all felt so great after that, because while we're not exactly perfect (check my match history), being accused of using a script when you aren't is one of the highest compliments you can ever hear.

Only happened one other time in my life in Counter-Strike (1.6) about 10 years ago.

Decrit1/6/2015, 9:18:26 AM1 votes

While learning Orianna i did not knew that the ball detaches from Yi when he uses Alpha Strike on an enemy, so everytime i tried to engage with Yi i ulted under my feet -.-

Once learned this I had to explain it to EVERY YI i encountered. Some of them were really angry! Once it happened that a Yi Alphae'd over a wall to fight solo against the team: we were splitted at the top red and were running towards Razorbeaks and the enemy ream was around the bush near the camp. I tried to E him after he dunked but with wall and he moving i was impossible to just target him. He died and began to flame the hell out of me. We were even premade - a friend of friends - and after that i always refused teaming with him -_- flame is flame.

Antemos Xaos1/6/2015, 3:56:48 PM1 votes

A dark shame of mine. Twisted Treeline, enemy rengar was getting fed and I was Leona at low health.

Rengar jumps on me, and I start fleeing through the botlane bush. my friend, who I think was playing leblanc, retreated toward tower from his lane opponent. I realize as I'm leaving the bush that Rengar's jump to me is going to put him at a good position to dive Leblanc, so i turn back into the bush.

LB: Why did you walk back into rengar? Me: so he couldn't gapclose.

While technically true, the laughter at my expense was real.

Wolfietpk1/7/2015, 11:12:58 AM1 votes

Well i think i have had the dumbest comment not someone else. So some friends heard i play league and i been wanting to try jungle so we set a time and went at it. During champion select i got Shyvana. Selected my runes and masteries and then chose Barrier and Clarity..... no one said anything. used to going top Vi by that point i was in auto pilot. So game starts and no one talks. i ask for a leash on red and we wait. im new at jungle and didnt pop a potion so i get low and i mash Clarity and die. Still no one says anything. So i type "Ooops forgot to buy smite i had the mana gain instead" then i sit in the item shop looking for a smite item....... yea they dont play with me anymore.

Randog1/7/2015, 11:41:27 AM1 votes

Playing lb. This feeding pantheon said "LEEBLENH YOU CANT JUKES ME" pauses "I MAINED HIM" and i killed him and he said "WURF"

Embertine1/9/2015, 1:54:15 AM1 votes

I was playing Leona support one match and we had a Darius top lane. Together we went mid and went up against three members of the enemy team. Darius killed two of them and nearly killed the third. The third one was managing to escape, with no ignite or bleed on him so he wasn't about to die. Darius wasn't able to keep up with him, so I E'd to root him in place and keep him from getting away. To my surprise my E killed him on the spot. Then the Darius began raging and cussing and spewing all sorts of insults and screaming at my team to report me. After so much of this I asked him wtf his problem was. He told me, "YOU STOLE MY TRIPLE YOU c-nt -ss PIECE OF sh-t!!"

I find that every single Darius player I'm matched up with becomes the most fowl mouthed rager in the game if things even slightly go against them.

Demonsolder211/14/2015, 1:48:10 AM1 votes

I remember one game I was playing with a player who will constantly yell at me to gank his lane even though I was at bot ganking.

-First blood- Our top laner: "Report this jung for not helping team" Me:"LOL i was at bot HELPING THE TEAM xDDD"

Sinneli1/23/2015, 9:19:01 AM1 votes

Anivia vs Kat. I was Anivia, and Kat started to roam when she realized that she couldn't kill me and I was pushing waves like mad. Took her tower, then top blamed me for letting her roam and not following. Seriously. I followed after clearing wave, which took 2 seconds. I can't appear when she's already there.

Mecha MaIphite1/5/2015, 2:11:42 AM1 votes

"Wtf veigar! Stop attacking the tank and go kill their AP backliners!"

Well I'm sorry I can't walk past their super-scary frontline and go nuke someone.

Evase1/24/2015, 3:27:55 PM1 votes

I have a habit of spamming in game... and this one person reported me for "spamming" or being annoying. O_O Well, I did spam lmao. BUT I WAS HELPING THE TEAM TOO LIKE TF NIGGA.

kirbyzama1/5/2015, 7:56:47 AM1 votes

I have two. Playing jinx got leona ulted followed by a J4 knock-up then inta-gibbed. Got called out for apparently playing melee-mode jinx and that I should have kited them. Kiting doesn't work like that.

But the winner is definitely this one Yasuo I got complained all game about how I wouldn't donate him my blue as jungler. That takes a special kind of ignorance.

Chewbobcca1/5/2015, 8:32:43 AM1 votes

Was Playing Wukong Jungle and was the only one fed early, so I rushed a GA as my first tank item. A bit odd but they had balanced damage and I was like 7-1 so i went for it. A little later in the game our bot lane Miss Fortune starts raging. First to my team, but eventually she switches over to all chat. She is crying for everyone to report Wukong. Her claim is.... I'm selling and rebuying GA's just to protect my stats. We aren't talking late game with lots of extra money here. We're talking like 25 mins in. I have lizard, Cleaver and a GA at this point. She honestly thinks I've sold and rebought a GA to reset the passive.

Kerrigan 4 Prez1/5/2015, 2:28:26 PM1 votes

"ok"Rammus

Vauren1/5/2015, 4:20:54 PM1 votes

I had this one incident where Yi and I were going to go in on dragon stealing as the entire team was there. I was playing Lissandra, and honestly, Yi turned around and fought the powerful Ascendant and others,

Where does the "Powerful Ascendant" and Dragon live together? Or are we just calling Xerath the Ascendant?

Silverthane1/5/2015, 4:46:29 PM1 votes

I main morde so sometimes i get people asking me why i didnt ult them, because they think my ult can bring their ghost back like a yorick ult ._.

EndlessSorcerer1/5/2015, 4:53:40 PM1 votes

I don't think I've actually run into that many stupid gameplay comments. The only one I can think of off the top of my head would be the time I played Mundo vs Leblanc top and my teammate was angry about my buying armor early in the game (after a Null Magic Mantle) when even a cursory check of Leblanc's items would show she had Infinity Edge and Statikk Shiv and the rest of their team was AD. Normally that wouldn't be so bad since it's an understandable mistake, but they made this comment about 2 minutes after I just finished informing another one of my allies about this.

Also, I'm curious if a streamer or someone played AD Leblanc a few weeks ago. I saw a few of them for a couple days and then never ran into one again.

Embertine1/5/2015, 4:57:40 PM1 votes

The stupidest comment I've ever received was from a so called smurf whom had 1 kill and 15 deaths. His comment was, "I just felt like letting you guys win."

Werruam1/5/2015, 9:05:42 PM1 votes

In teambuilder Support Gangplank showed up "hmm" "im a supp so i DECIDE" He then noticed our marksman was Kalista. "naw kalista too team oriented pece" Then he left.