What is your third highest mastery champ's dirty little secret?

A Liberal·Jun 17, 2016·6 votes·1,383 views

secretly crushes on garen back

23 Comments

DorkunedAurasJun 17, 20168 votes

http://pm1.narvii.com/5757/276af40b29742229c25f943771fd9823ab925829_hq.jpg

MavenSongJun 17, 20163 votes

Sejuani :

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Now+kiss+it+s+ridicules+how+good+these+tow+synergize+with_7b19da_5144897.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lcsTx0JxoG0/maxresdefault.jpg

(cant seem to get the first link right... it works but doesnt display, just click it for now :/)

AírJun 17, 20161 votes

try putting ?noredirect at the end

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Now+kiss+it+s+ridicules+how+good+these+tow+synergize+with_7b19da_5144897.jpg?noredirect

JK, it doesn't want to work ;_;

AhmChaJun 17, 20163 votes

Graves Stopped smoking years ago, just doesn't tell people so he doesn't seem lame.

AhristocatsJun 17, 20163 votes

Ryze told me once "i need no skill"

Heretic LunariJun 17, 20162 votes

Shyvana She hides a Jarvan pillow somewhere. (Who would've known?)

EmbertineJun 17, 20162 votes

http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2013/10/30/7/1383125152_864656807.gif

Heretic LunariJun 17, 20161 votes

Plot twist: You cut the part where you purged yourself.

hoes and bowsJun 17, 20162 votes

Janna pretty sure you guys already know http://i.memecaptain.com/gend_images/j7LrAg.png

Angry MonsterJun 17, 20162 votes

Nautilus Wants to be a jungler.

Malicious MetalJun 17, 20161 votes

Well, he is when I play him.

SithesisLordJun 17, 20162 votes

Has a box of cigars just to tilt Graves.

SkelenthJun 17, 20162 votes

Jhin : Accidently killed someone with the 3rd shot

Reaper5599Jun 17, 20162 votes

Thresh : Secretly is dating Senna's soul

Lucian : item 3070

EmbertineJun 17, 20162 votes

Taric Secretly wants to wear some armor, but knows he can't because the ladies need something to stare at.

Vistha KaiJun 17, 20162 votes

Zed takes insults too seriously. http://leaguecraft.com/meme/asset/meme_760px_10723.jpg

nami tfJun 17, 20161 votes

mastery points or what?

EndlessSorcererJun 17, 20161 votes

Nasus He will actually fetch the ball.

Cerebral AbsenceJun 17, 20161 votes

You can't milk those.

Quick tip: He's an animal.

Jungle Lux GodJun 17, 20161 votes

Has crush on Anivia.

Lord BoltrixJun 17, 20161 votes

This occurs with two simultaenous basketball games, one for boys and another for girls. (Mordekaiser, Darius, and Leona are my three highest mastery champions in respective order)

Leona (stares at Morde's behind from the other court) Darius (in Dunkmaster attire) Hey, Morde. Mordekaiser (also in basketball attire) What? Darius Leona's been staring at your ass this entire time. Leona (looks away suddenly, pretends to be invested in her game) No she isn't. (gets passed the basketball, passes it to Darius) Get in the game, bro. I refuse to lose and hear Garen spout about how great he and Demacia is. Darius (catches Leona watching Morde again, takes the ball) Sure, whatever...

Meanwhile...

Illaoi Oi, Sona, Diana. Sona ...? Diana What is it? Illaoi I don't know if you've noticed, but Leona has been staring at Morde's ass. Sona ...! Diana What?!