What is your third highest mastery champ's dirty little secret?
secretly crushes on garen back
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Stopped smoking years ago, just doesn't tell people so he doesn't seem lame.
told me once "i need no skill"
Wants to be a jungler.
Has a box of cigars just to tilt Graves.
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Accidently killed someone with the 3rd shot
Secretly wants to wear some armor, but knows he can't because the ladies need something to stare at.
takes insults too seriously.
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: Secretly is dating Senna's soul
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She hides a Jarvan pillow somewhere. (Who would've known?)
pretty sure you guys already know
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Is actually a yordle
He will actually fetch the ball.
You can't milk those.
Quick tip: He's an animal.
Has crush on Anivia.
This occurs with two simultaenous basketball games, one for boys and another for girls. (Mordekaiser, Darius, and Leona are my three highest mastery champions in respective order)
(stares at Morde's behind from the other court)
(in Dunkmaster attire) Hey, Morde.
(also in basketball attire) What?
Leona's been staring at your ass this entire time.
(looks away suddenly, pretends to be invested in her game)
No she isn't. (gets passed the basketball, passes it to Darius) Get in the game, bro. I refuse to lose and hear Garen spout about how great he and Demacia is.
(catches Leona watching Morde again, takes the ball) Sure, whatever...
Meanwhile...
Oi, Sona, Diana.
...?
What is it?
I don't know if you've noticed, but Leona has been staring at Morde's ass.
...!
What?!
mastery points or what?