Sudden overload of random things

You know the clothing/shoe brand Vans? Yeah, them. They stylize their name as Vans with the V extending as a line over the rest of the word. If you were to take a calculator and add 1+1, press enter, and hit the ^2 key, you get what? ANS^2. ANS! Answer! Radical of Answer! But what question? How did we get it right, Nike?

Ok so I expect downvotes, but I'm gonna put a meme here so you can't say it's not a meme.

umm.... <img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/020/605/haram.jpg" alt="Image result for harambe"/>

AHHH!

Hey, by the way:

YOU HAVE A TONGUE. Think about that one. FEEEEELLLLL it!